This had me thinking

Apple airways

Sometime in the future or not at all, the New York Knicks make the NBA finals. So its game 7 me, Robert, Melissa, Giselle, Justina, Kim, Joey, and Michael Chorney are in an airport bar watching the game. So Knicks are winning by I don’t remember lets say 10. We are all yelling and screaming people are staring but we don’t care cause we're cool like that. Any ways another odd thing is that we all eating giant turkey legs. This was one weird airport. So Knicks win everyone is kind of tipsy at this point. So we go on the plane.

We're on the plane. The pilot says, “Hello welcome to Apple airways, this is your captain speaking Gennaro.” So Robert and me look at each other and are like “huh?” So we ask to see the Captain and then were like holy shit its Gennaro (for those of you whole don’t know him he’s a football buddy). So we all go back to are seats. The seating layout is:

Niall/Melissa Kim/Robert Joey/Justina Giselle/Mike

So after we all got to are seats. We begin to take off. So were probably about 2 hours in the air. Some of us are asleep I don’t remember who. But then all of sudden the plain starts to shake. Then Gennaro gets on and says “Hello this is your Captain speaking…” Yes he pauses “…. Were going to crash brace your self.” So we all do Roberts yelling “YOU FAT BITCH!!!”

Then we landed in the water. The Chorney’s find a raft somewhere. We all get in it and some other people too. Gennaro dies because he wanted to go down with his ship (moron).

Wer'e in the raft for about maybe an hour then one of the other people in the raft had a hood on. So were all like “why does he have a hood over his face” I’m like “maybe he’s shy”. So I started to talk with him. He says to me “I’m not ready to go home yet….” I’m like what did you say. Then he removes the hood and… its Kamil. He pulls out a knife and pops the raft. Were all trying to fix the hole while splashing the water out. We're in the water now and we see that an island is not too far away. So we swim to it. Melissa and Robert are missing when we get to the island. Later on we see Melissa pulling Robert from the water. Were all like “YAAAA! WOOHOO!”

THEN I WOKE UP......

This is by far the worst thing I've seen on youtube/the internet

New and great things that have happened since I've come back

Sure I'm unemployed but you know what I'm living it real good right now. I'm living it up. Partying almost every weekend and meeting new people and hanging out with some people from my past. Plus I would have never gone back to camp and meet my camp mother FINOLA!!!!



So you know what everything does happen for a reason cause I wouldn't have met/rehung out with these adoring people if it was for ya....

here are some of these amazing people i have been talking too:

Lets start with "THE CHORNEY BROTHERS" I went to St. Cecilia's with these guys back then we never talked lol now we do





















And I met the Female Michael Phelps through Marsha. Who is also a very groovy person. KRISTINA!!!!!
















For the most fun filled person I reconnected with who can sing for the GODS....

Shirley (who's buying me a Jag when she becomes rich and famous).




Now Shirley up there became the glue to a new found friendship with Mike and Karen. Yes they hate Apple product which is a negative but there awesome cause I'm there starfish YAAAA!!!! (idk what they mean by that but YA!!!!!)

Mike Karen

For my favorite Jews (I don't think I know many others but I know there still my favs)

Paul and Lauren Stern (no there not related to Howard Stern I asked)


Now for the future of the WNBA Amanda & Nicole (I've hear Amanda is better but i want to see this cat fight on the courts in Greenpoint) Plus another fun fact about Amanda is that we went to the SET together talk about back in the day. For those of you that don't know what the SET is its a after school place and also a summer camp for ill mannered children.. lol jkjk just for kids


Amanda and Nicole



















I finally got my Gold membership with these guys. All I took was kicking Oscar in the face. Playing football and soccer. Growing up in the hood selling mad crack and weed. fucking mad bitches. kicking Oscar in the face..... Also being 6-0 in beer pong

but these guys are pretty cool(for bitches)

(New Pic Needed cuz some are gone and ppl look different)



For the one named Kim. She lives in GP with her Mac book and send video wall post to everyone but me :v[. But its ok cause I got Robert to take a 12 oz shot at her house and plus she saved me at Starbucks from the gay server.

NOW FOR THAT ONE THAT GOES BY THE NAME JUSTINA!!!! SHE WON'T STOP POKING ME AND TO THE DAY I DIE I WON'T STOP THIS POKE WAR. I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!

Also she cool shes the first person that I meet that was new to my circle of buds.



Now for the ones that mean the most to me........









Wait for it






POW!
(Guys we need a new group shot this is sooo 2007)

J!-E!-T!-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

O man what a game...

This season is gonna be the best for us. first time being 2-0 since 2001 (I think). We haven't let anyone score a TD on us yet and also we beat New England at our 100th meeting with them so we are leading that series might I add 50-49-1 :v] Also it was our first time beating the Pats at Giants stadium since 9/11/2000 (Pats are behind 9/11). So that was nice to shut those bitches up. Also everyone said "you sure the Jets will live up to their trash talking?" Ummm they did so stfu.

Ok now for Tom Brady.....






YOU SUCK! YOU CAN'T GET A TD MY DUDE QUIT!

ok I'm done

Top Ten Teams I Hate

Coming in at number 1 D.C. United.
When I get my car, my first tailgating experience will be for the Metros vs D.C. I'm burning something from D.C. United on that Grill.




Now for number 2 New England Patriots. You bastards cheat and get away with it. But its ok you lost in the Superbowl. Karma sucks don't it? CHEATERS. Also I really hope Tom Brady breaks his leg this season ( it would be epic if a Jets player did it :vP)


Number 3 is the Revolution I just flat out hate your fans. They're sooo damn annoying and you know what you get to the MLS Cup final 4 times in 4 years and can't seal the deal once. For shame! Why do you even still play?





Now why you ask Lakers are number 4 well its quite simple.....





This team isn't quite a team just yet but I know I'll end up not liking them. Just cause they're Philly





Hmmm I can't figure out why I hate you, but I do. I'm a Jets fan.







Well its really simple why I hate Arsenal. I'm a MANCHESTER UNITED supporter and you bastards keep fouling for no reason just cause were better then you doesn't mean you got to foul my dude






The only reason Liverpool is this low is cause they had Robbie Keane and he's the shit. Also The Beatles are from Liverpool so there not all crap people there with funny teeth.






LETS GO YANKEES (that's all that needs to be said)






Well well now the last team of the blog Atlanta Falcons. I us too like you guys until I became a Panthers fan and I only really liked you guys because of my high school logo was the same thing some no loyal fan here so eat it Falcons.

MADDEN 10 RAPE!!!

OMG WHERE OH WHERE TO START.....

OH I KNOW G-HEAD...

GET RAPED 7-0 GAMES OF MADDEN 10. WITH 4 OF THEM BEING MAJOR BLOW OUTS.

I CAN HEAR THEM ALL NOW...

"Quit G-Head Quit"