This video touched me..

Are you an Angry Gamer?

This little blog post will help you find out if you're an angry gamer. If you know anyone with this deadly, sicking, and sometimes even painful (in cases) disease please have them read this blog it will only help them in the long run.

This first thing you may notice of an angry game is they might have unexplainable bruises. In some, not all cases only the extreme ones may break bones.

Here is a list of some things that might help you find an Angry Gamer:


1. Always plays video games and yells at the console like its a person when something goes wrong.

2. If the person slams the controller on the ground until it breaks.

3. Will take a controller and smash it on his/her head.

4. Will punch their console due to a "bad play" or "missed head shot" or "missed Mario jump"

5. Starts randomly cursing at stuff and punches it.

6. Throwing things across the room such as small animals and drinks. (In some reports we've seen big animals)

7. We have seen people cut themselves over a loss in a game.

8. But the thing that most angry gamers do is turn off the game when losing online.(they think by turning it off it makes them an winner but its only another symptom of Angry Gamer)


So please if you know anyone with these symptoms, do us and them a favor and call this hot line:

1800 277-4653

Tell them that they need help with this horrendous disease.

Good bye 34th street... Again!..

So yet again the 34th street Gap has found a way to piss me off while I wasn't even working there. Lets see it all starts from when I came back from Ireland. Which was July 22, 2009. I go in there say "Hi by any chance is my job still open". In case you have yet to know I left the gap when I tried to move to Ireland. That didn't happen so I came back to the good old City with blinding lights. So I applied and called and all this blah blah blah. Any ways... I call them say "hows it looking for me". They say apply online. So I did. Couple weeks go by. I call no ones there. Months go by, I'm like fuck them, I'm filing for unemployment on those fuckers. So I got some money from them that way (they didn't like that). So I that lasted 4 weeks, NYS found out I quit. O wells, but then I'm like hmm what to do.

I go back again all suited up and shit. I was going job hunting in the area so I said hey why not. So I go in hard body looking mad fresh. I go in there saying where the fuck is Tony Powell (that didn't really happen but I like to add to the story a bit). He says "hello Niall whats up". Just stopping by to see if you guys are hiring. Keep in mind this is now October. He says "Well yes we are all great one with the fastest hands in the stock room and so many employee of the month awards, Niall." So I apply online and I call him. He went on say"Well great one, aka Niall I have your application in hand as we speak." I'm like sweet I'll make some money again.

2 weeks go by. I'm getting offers from other stores such as 42nd, 17th, Bensonhurst(idk if that's spelled right - it is now motherfucker), 23rd, and 54th. They all said and I quote "we would like to give you an interview, but we can't due to the 34th street store has one set up." I'm like oh okay. I'm like sweet I can work back at my old store again. I call them there doing my background check. Sweet I say again in my head. 2 weeks go by again... I call them... There like still back ground check... I start to get annoyed.

So I call 42nd street and say okay these guys are taking to long can I make an interview with you guys. They said we would love to but, we can't do to the pending interview with 34th. So that gets me heated.

I call 34th in a very upset tone. "Give me Tony Powell NOW!!!"He answers.

Tony: "Hello this is Tony Powell speaking how may I help you."

Me: "Hello its Niall the God of the 34th stock room can you please tell me is you giving me an interview soon"

Tony: "Well we are in the middle of your back ground check maybe next week."

Me: "You have been doing my back ground check for weeks, no wait months. Please remove me from your possible interview list now!"

Tony: "Well we would like to have you on our team Oh Great One"

Me: "Remove me from your list you have taken way too long and I've had it with your typical 34th street bull shit"

Tony: "Ok I will remove you from our list, Good Luck"

Me: "Thank you" {click}

So I then call 42nd street again. They told me they would have an interview setup for me for Monday or Tuesday will let me know before the end of Friday.

My new Gap home were the light are blinding and they seem to have there shit together 42nd and Broadway here I come.

Move next time jackass

HAHAHAHAHA

This had me thinking

Apple airways

Sometime in the future or not at all, the New York Knicks make the NBA finals. So its game 7 me, Robert, Melissa, Giselle, Justina, Kim, Joey, and Michael Chorney are in an airport bar watching the game. So Knicks are winning by I don’t remember lets say 10. We are all yelling and screaming people are staring but we don’t care cause we're cool like that. Any ways another odd thing is that we all eating giant turkey legs. This was one weird airport. So Knicks win everyone is kind of tipsy at this point. So we go on the plane.

We're on the plane. The pilot says, “Hello welcome to Apple airways, this is your captain speaking Gennaro.” So Robert and me look at each other and are like “huh?” So we ask to see the Captain and then were like holy shit its Gennaro (for those of you whole don’t know him he’s a football buddy). So we all go back to are seats. The seating layout is:

Niall/Melissa Kim/Robert Joey/Justina Giselle/Mike

So after we all got to are seats. We begin to take off. So were probably about 2 hours in the air. Some of us are asleep I don’t remember who. But then all of sudden the plain starts to shake. Then Gennaro gets on and says “Hello this is your Captain speaking…” Yes he pauses “…. Were going to crash brace your self.” So we all do Roberts yelling “YOU FAT BITCH!!!”

Then we landed in the water. The Chorney’s find a raft somewhere. We all get in it and some other people too. Gennaro dies because he wanted to go down with his ship (moron).

Wer'e in the raft for about maybe an hour then one of the other people in the raft had a hood on. So were all like “why does he have a hood over his face” I’m like “maybe he’s shy”. So I started to talk with him. He says to me “I’m not ready to go home yet….” I’m like what did you say. Then he removes the hood and… its Kamil. He pulls out a knife and pops the raft. Were all trying to fix the hole while splashing the water out. We're in the water now and we see that an island is not too far away. So we swim to it. Melissa and Robert are missing when we get to the island. Later on we see Melissa pulling Robert from the water. Were all like “YAAAA! WOOHOO!”

THEN I WOKE UP......