Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The end of a decade

I'm gonna go though the years and give one moment I remember the most. Some good ones and some bad ones.

2000:
The world didn't end on New Years and that I don't like the taste of champagne.

2001:
First year with AYSO, team Nightmares will always give Alex Alayon Sen. a head ache. I know me and Alex Alayon Jr. still laugh about it. Watching the attacks of 9/11 threw my 7th grade window at St.Cecilia's.

2002:
Cutting school to watch World Cup 2002 in Korea and Japan. Ireland and USA did great that World Cup

2003:
Graduating from St. Cecilia's. Also making the Bishop Ford Soccer team. The Ford fight with St. Edmund's Prep. Greenpoint beating Park Slope AYSO

2004:
Finished my first year of High School. Also made a BIG mistake by going out with Ashley Jones (yes I meant to put BIG in caps). Also the birth of the Girl Ford Soccer team.

2005:
Ford Soccer finally got a Win over St. Edmund's Prep. just took 8 years to get it. YMCA CIT program. I like to think of it as a reality show lol.

2006:
Playing Socom with Kamil and the rest of Xmg. Once again cutting classes to watch the World Cup to only see the US suck. Bishop Ford Having a winning season and scoring a Goal and having 5 assists (one being mad sexy). The win over St. John's Prep 3-1 in a Tropical storm and Kamil breaking his phone.

2007:
Getting my Bishop Ford Soccer Crolex. Finishing High School and going to graduation with my Yellow Dandelions jersey.

2008:
Getting my first job at the Gap on 34th street and meeting mad cool people. Getting back to my NY soccer team. Watching the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Cup.

2009:
Going to Ireland and England for 2 months. Watching Big Brother (UK not US) lol. The worse NYRB in history. The US getting to the CONFED. Cup final. Meeting the Greenpoint kids and La Que nights. The best part of 2009 is meeting Melissa Ann Sharkey <3>

Can't wait for 2010 to start up and steal another sign with Robert :v]

Monday, December 28, 2009

My Jokes!!!!

Q: How do dogs like sex?

A: Ruff


Q: What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

A(1): Santa stopped after 3 hoes

A(2): Santa Comes once a year

I laughed so hard at this...

Ever heard of a Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

I fucking love Mark Jones

"A JETS Win is A JETS Win goes in the Books as a win so cry cry bitch and whine Colts that sitting good players excuse is like the Mets in baseball using the injured player excuse in the Majors your bench should be capable sorry I ranted lol GO JETS !"

Sunday, December 27, 2009

My Text from last night

This was a text to my girlfriend the other night. I hope you enjoy lol.

"Up the stairs I go to sleep I will go as I watch the crimel get cought then I go to dream land and dream of you while your barley cloth I will wake up and say oh no where she go. I'll be of it was a dream and sleep again and prey I dream again.... Oh yeah I can rthyem lol"


Wow I look back on this now and damn it I suck lol

Monday, December 21, 2009

Fun fact for all my African American people

As of 2009, 72% of all African American Children are born out of wedlock.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tis the Season to be JOLY!!!

Yeah its Xmas time and I've finished all my Xmas shopping. It was hard this year for gifts but I got the deed done. Now all I have to do is wait for my gift to come in which I hope is money which I can put towards the lovely game of Football aka Soccer. One being Chelsea Piers to have the rebirth of Pier Pressure. The second being Red Bull New York season tickets. At this point it's mostly going to Chelsea cause its sooner. Which is 01.09.2010 (I think...). So hope everyone else is getting their shopping done too.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The list...

The list is of people when they first met, ran into, or what ever with me and Robert aka G Head aka Black Rob aka fat bitch. These are the reactions people have given me on the side when Robert couldn't hear them. Thats right I'm leaking the list bitches.

Most might not be very accurate....

- Alan Lee "Yo how do you deal with him son?"

-Alex Alayon Jr "I can't Believe he took off is pants at Cooper... Does he do that a lot?"

-Andrew Gonzalez "You deal with him why?"

-Antonio Torres "Why do you hang out with a white power guy? When you work at the Gap that mostly Spanish and Black."

-Bobby Wolmart "Yea boys a cool guy, you think he can catch the ball"

-Carlos Gutama "Why you bring loud people with you"

-Carmen Echvez "He's cool"

-Christopher R Romanous "How do you hang out with this Hipster guy"

-Daniel Nguyen "How long you've know him again?"

-Gennaro P Belfiore "He's such a fat ass for stealing your food." (This was white castle)

-James Karkosza "I don't know how you deal with him son"

-Jeffrey Hernandez "Yo don't bring G Head to Gears with ya" (He heard that one lol)

-Joey Chorney "How long you been carrying his drunk ass around?"

-Joseph Anthony Domenech "Yo your best friend is crazy, but funny."

-Josh Omi "Does Rob really know the bloods?"

-Kamil Ostrowski "Another Polish man yay." (This was before he really met him)

-Melissa Ann Sharkey "Its really not ok if he set me on fire."

-Michael Chorney "You best friend isn't Polish he's American a Seth Rogen kind of guy"

-Michael Karkosza "Fat Bitch" (I'm not 100% on that one but I'm sure he said it)

-Mike Collins "Your best friend is funny"

-Oscar "O Dawg" Feliciano "I would kill him if I were you"

-Peter Tran "Does Robert hate me"

-Robert Wnorowski "That guy G Head got a big dick"

-Ryan Randall "I'm guessing Robert will be your best man then"

-Travis Olmeda "Yo I'm gonna lay G head out watch" (It was a fail)

-Vialou Morales "Why does he call me a Pokemon?"

-Cunt Smut- "Does Robert hate me?" (Yes reason he pushed u and made u cry) <- FUCK YOU CUNT!

This took me too long to come up with this list I'm sure it isn't done yet. Well all I gotta say is.... I deal with him because.......




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Its like 15......






maybe 17 years with this guy how many of you can say that....



Yeah thought so.




We're blood brothers!!!!!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

hey remember this old post.

Monday, May 18, 2009

"Taking it one day at a time........

It didn't take me too long to start hating the Gap again. Damn stupid things they ask for. But all in all my week has been pretty good. I'm just a little poor thats the only down side to this week. I tried to apply to JcPenneys. Fail the online application isn't working. Which pissed me off cuz i need some money. I think I forgot to mention I paid off my first credit card like a week ago or so I'm happy about that. Now time to work on the 3,000+ one that one is going to be killer :v[. So off to the cotton picking today for me. Lets hope it goes better cuz I'm getting really fedup with the Gap "Real talk"....

Blog ya later lol"



I do, I for one showed me how much I have changed since I left to Ireland. I can back a new man. The man with a plan to party all night long and also find a career in EMT/EMS. That plan is in full swing and working out great. I'm also hoping that i can once again get this credit down again cause I want my car.

Monday, December 14, 2009

POOTIE TANG!!!!

I love this movie... So stupid and bad, just my type of movie. Here's the intro for you. FYI the intro was filled 2 blocks away from my house :v]

Enjoy the Pootie... enjoy it too:



...yea and it's hot too!

Kel Mitchell then and now

Then:

NOW:

Still find him funny though.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The ups and downs when the USA is in the World Cup

The World Cup is around the corner, and the USA has it's best draw in years. Everyone is like "Oh no not England" honestly who gives a fuck that they won the world cup in 1966. That was like so long ago and yet they talk about it that it has happened last world cup. Sorry "Lads" it wasn't last world cup. Yea, our record against them isn't the greatest, but they have only went head to head against this team once at it ended I think 2-1. I also think that was 2-3 years ago. I'm pretty sure the English D can't hold our very fast Strikers. So lets go USA.

Now the part I kinda hate about the World Cup. Every time the USA goes and does well, MLS always takes a major hit. Meaning if there is a lot of MLS players on the National team(which there is) they go to the Europe and play. Which I guess is good for the national team, but not good for MLS cause the league won't grow popular with crap players. I honestly don't see Landon Donovan still in MLS after 2 years. Which would be a great loss. But it would be a great for his career. So yes the world cup is a scouting tool for the USA players

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

They hit us again!!!!

So the MTA fucked up their budget yet again and the Bus and Train service cuts are back on the table yet again. They get a bailout then they go fuck it up by guess what.... BUY NEW FUCKING BUSES... the MTA is getting out of hand.

Reggie Bush is the MAN!!!!

This St. Jude's ad touched me. If I was rich/doing well I would donate money to St. Judes Hospital.





P.S. Give Money if you have

Milk in Blow Pops

So I have noticed something was odd when I was eating a "Blow Pop" earlier. There is milk in a "Blow Pop". I'm trying to figure out why. But I find it a little funny. It just something so random to be in a "Blow Pop"

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What I have noticed about Pokemon


I have notice there is a flaw with people saying "when I was a kid there was 150 Pokemon." This statement is... WRONG. Why? you ask. Its very simple MEW! you dum fucks.

And wouldn't Mew be the 150th.... last time I check Mewtwo was a clone of Mew (source Pokemon Movie). So to this day I don't know why Mew isn't in front of Mewtwo.....

And ummm why didn't they tell us about the other Pokes. I mean that damn HO-OH bird is in the first Episode when Pikachu got the business from Sparrow. Then Ash got all blah blah and sad like a lil bitch.

So they lied to us from the beginning. There was always at least 250 Pokemon.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What I want for Chrismas...

MONEY!!!!



Only for half season Red Bull tickets. I wanted full season tickets but I figured a car is more important. So ya I'm saving for Car and RBNY tickets