Sunday, May 30, 2010

I just can't do it.

I can't burp, I don't know why I just can't do it. Every time I feel it coming (IF YOU Laughed your a prev) it just stops. I'm always like FUCK!!! but then in the other hand its kinda a good thing cause then I never gross out people. I mean some people just find it nasty. So I guess in a way its a blessing?....

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Its been a while.

I don't know where to start really, hmm I guess will start with me working on th Census and take it from there. So the US Census, DAMN PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE US. I have never been cursed out soo many time in one sitting. I mean what happened to the term don't kill the messenger. Well I guess were not really messengers but still come on son, really "Go get a real job asshole and take and hammer and beat your self with it". My favorite though is the women who called me a retard american (mean while i know where she lives(Dumn bitch)). So as pay back my boss is sending in the US Marshal to take her Census count since she wouldn't give it to me. THE FEDS FUCKING ROCK SOMETIMES!!

In other news Me and Melissa are going to Prom this week and its gunna be poppen up in there. The plans for the night sound MADDD fun and I'll hopefully remember to blog about it cuz I said I would blog about alot of things lately but i forgot :v\

But Yo!!! Me Robert Zim Oscar Nicole and Giselle found a dead body today!! Ok not really but it looked like one it was just a bum sound asleep. We called 911 and everything cuz we really thought he was dead cuz Zim kicked him and Robert threw stuff at him and nothing happened and I was looking for his chest to rise but no luck but the FDNY came and woke him up.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Makes you think.

Do you know what this is...




It is a McDonald's employee washing a car to bring more costumers into the drive-thru.




Now heres the scary one do you know what this is...

It is the McDonald's deep frier that gets cleaned weekly (this is day 1).