Taphephobia

Fear of being buried alive is the fear of being placed in a grave while still alive as a result of being incorrectly pronounced dead. The abnormal, psychopathological version of this fear is referred to as taphophobia (from Greek taphos, meaning "grave"), which is translated as "fear of graves".^[1]

I made this blog post cause as of lately I have been so scared of this I can't even watch someone on TV being buried alive. It just freaks me out. So when I die i want to be cremated.

February Story Time

Once upon a time there was this Big head man, everyone thought he was the nicest man in the world. Little did they know he was a baby carriage non helper. This is a person who never helps people with baby carriages, he always says "Damn only if I was closer and I was going up those steps." Also he stays behind old people to see where there going and "avoids" the way they go in case they die. His real plan is to sneak up behind them late at night and scare them hoping they have a heart attack. I guess we can call him the Serial Scarer.

One day a cop has caught onto his little act. Officer Jim has had to many deaths do to the Serial Scarer. The way they know its him is that always after a elderly person has a heart attack he always takes a shit on they're coffee table. "That sick bastard" Officer Jim said. His partner Kevin lost one of his parents to the Serial Scarer, so yes this was personal for him.

A month has gone by and 20 people have died and 20 shits have been taken on coffee tables city wide. Jim has not been able to go home to his wife and kids, know that the killer is still at large. All they know is that the killer likes spicy food and for some reason he didn't have any spicy food for awhile now, the Officers are thinking he gave it up for Lent.

After another week they started too search all the people with ties to spicy food restaurants, no luck. Kevin said "This Spicy shit motherfucker can't get away with this." Jim try's to get him calm down.

The next day Kevin is dead. Everyone thinks its suicide, except Jim. Why you ask its very simple there was poo in the toilet. The Serial Scarer has changed his killing ways. So Jim bring the poo down to the lab before flushing the toilet. The lab report comes back and guess what spicy food was found inside the shit. Jim said "This shit just got real." Later that night Jim gets a knock on the door at home, he looks outside and he sees this man with a big head. So he said "who is it...." The big headed man answers "Cable". Jim is thinking in his head "Why is the cable man out now." So he lets him in. Jim is keeping his distance between him and the very large headed man. They the man asks do you like spicy food as he pull out a bag saying "Atomic Wings" Jim shocked as he thinks the large headed man is the Serial Scarer he jumps across the room and grabs his gun and tells the man to get on the floor and put his hands up. The man does so as he holds the bag in the air. As Jim gets closer and starts to put the cuffs on him, the large headed man leaps back head butting Jim in the head knocking him out with his MASSIVE head. Jim finally awakens in his tube with shit all over him and in the spot were you normally put the soap was a chicken wing.

Jim finally gets to work and gives the description of the man to the rest of the Officers. They later find a large headed man in the lake dead. Jim goes down to see if it was him. It was it appears someone has given him a Heart Attack by scarring him. When they analyze the body they find he shits himself. They run a DNA test on the poo taken from the victims and Jim's house and the body in the lake and it matches it had spicy food in it and the hair in the poo match the hair on the body in the lake. So the case was closed and the Large headed man was shit out of luck.

SuperBowl 44

So when the playoffs started me and Melissa had a little bet, if the Jets win the Superbowl i get a Jets shirt and if the Colts win I buy her a Colts shirt. Well the Colts knocked the Jets out of the Superbowl chase so now it came down to the Saints beating the Colts to get me out of this problem I was in. Another reason I wanted the Saints to win was its there very first superbowl and it would be cool if they one it cause they earned it.

Game started we were both trash talking (Me and Melissa). So the Colts were shutting down the Saints and Manning was walking right though the Saints defense like they were nothing. But half time came around and then the Saints came back as a new team scoring and doing great on defense. Now it was me and Anthony doing all the trash talking (him more then me though lol). Then the Saints got a 7 point lead and were all sitting at the edge of are sets wondering if Manning will get a TD or an INT.....

HE THREW AND INT.!!!!!!

Me and Anthony are like YAY!!!! Melissa "I'm going home".

So basically I don't have to buy a Colts shirt anymore, but now I don't get laid waaaa

Urban Dictionary

So I was bored one day and I was googling myself to see what would come up. After that I was like hmmm what if I look myself up in the Urban Dictionary. So I do that and this is what I got:

First name:

1.	Niall
	somebody who is extremely sexy he's such a niall she's so niall
2.	Niall
	somebody who is extremely sexy he's such a niall she's so niall
3.	niall
	An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him. "who's that gorgeous boy over there?" "his name is niall" Last name: 1. Rouse verb - to Rouse - to invite a young female to your room, play with her emotions, bench-press her and kick her out crying with niether of you gaining sexual gratifaction. So last night I was all grindin up on this chick, she was down so I brought that ho to my room. That biyatch started dumpin some emotional baggage so I Roused her. 2. rouse to awaken with coercive action, to stir or incite to strong indignation or anger. Use of physical action to attain active state. I pulled out my pistol and roused this fool. I have to rouse a mother focker everyday. 3. rouse A single grain of rice. Would you like some more rice? There is only a single grain of rouse on your plate.

Dolphins

So everyone thinks dolphins are cute and awesome to swim with when you go on vacations. Well I heard a little fun fact, they may shit or piss on you when your playing with them. Think before you swim with dolphins.

2012

My Celeb look a likes

People have said I look like these Celebs I see some being true but not all:

Chad Michael Murray

Ethan Hawke

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Jude Law