Showing posts with label Melissa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melissa. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Its been a while.

I don't know where to start really, hmm I guess will start with me working on th Census and take it from there. So the US Census, DAMN PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE US. I have never been cursed out soo many time in one sitting. I mean what happened to the term don't kill the messenger. Well I guess were not really messengers but still come on son, really "Go get a real job asshole and take and hammer and beat your self with it". My favorite though is the women who called me a retard american (mean while i know where she lives(Dumn bitch)). So as pay back my boss is sending in the US Marshal to take her Census count since she wouldn't give it to me. THE FEDS FUCKING ROCK SOMETIMES!!

In other news Me and Melissa are going to Prom this week and its gunna be poppen up in there. The plans for the night sound MADDD fun and I'll hopefully remember to blog about it cuz I said I would blog about alot of things lately but i forgot :v\

But Yo!!! Me Robert Zim Oscar Nicole and Giselle found a dead body today!! Ok not really but it looked like one it was just a bum sound asleep. We called 911 and everything cuz we really thought he was dead cuz Zim kicked him and Robert threw stuff at him and nothing happened and I was looking for his chest to rise but no luck but the FDNY came and woke him up.

Friday, March 26, 2010

I had a dream

So I had a dream last night that I was buying stuff from a Bedford ave street vender with Melissa and we found Power Ranger Masks and shirts. So we started looking for our favorite Power Rangers I found the Green one and she found the Pink one. So then I try to give the vender my Chase gift card and he was like no credit machine. I was like damn son I don't got cash on me (even in my damn dreams I'm broke lol). Then I'm like ahh so I ask him how much is it and he's like $6.00. I'm like oh I thought it was more.. I go into my pocket and POW!!! $6.oo bill (My dream anything is possible) Then my cat wakes me up and now i want a Green Power Ranger mask lol.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

SuperBowl 44

So when the playoffs started me and Melissa had a little bet, if the Jets win the Superbowl i get a Jets shirt and if the Colts win I buy her a Colts shirt. Well the Colts knocked the Jets out of the Superbowl chase so now it came down to the Saints beating the Colts to get me out of this problem I was in. Another reason I wanted the Saints to win was its there very first superbowl and it would be cool if they one it cause they earned it.

Game started we were both trash talking (Me and Melissa). So the Colts were shutting down the Saints and Manning was walking right though the Saints defense like they were nothing. But half time came around and then the Saints came back as a new team scoring and doing great on defense. Now it was me and Anthony doing all the trash talking (him more then me though lol). Then the Saints got a 7 point lead and were all sitting at the edge of are sets wondering if Manning will get a TD or an INT.....

HE THREW AND INT.!!!!!!

Me and Anthony are like YAY!!!! Melissa "I'm going home".

So basically I don't have to buy a Colts shirt anymore, but now I don't get laid waaaa