Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Move it somewhere else.

I meant to type about this awhile ago but i just haven't come around to doing so, a Mosque at ground zero.. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! Who are the idiots who approved that. On top of that the people building the Mosque want money from our gov't 100 million!!! This is just stupid and a slap in the face to not just New Yorkers but to the good old US of A.

I read up about it and they want to make it a Muslim Community Center... we got the YMCA so shut up we don't need that shit, who does a Muslim Community Center help out New York at all anyway.

Here's the best part they want to open it on the 10th anniversary of 9/11, now does that not just feel like a kick right in the teeth. YET AGAIN WHO APPROVE THIS!!!

Don't get me wrong I don't hate Muslim people, but that is just not the place for a Mosque. I mean if we can build a Synagogues in Mecca sure you can build your Mosque no problem.

This is the ugly design:



Also look up on google images at the protesters their posters have a lot of valid points.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Team Ream gets Reamed

That right we did, we met Tim Ream on the PATH train on the way home from the Red Bulls game after they won 1-0 against Toranto FC. It was awesome cause he's going to be the future. By the next world cup he's going to be that monster!!! Me and Jimmy didn't want to cock block him from talking to 2 women on his way home but then he put his arm around her and then I noticed the big ROCK on her hand and I was like WHAT!!!!! I was like damn son getting it in young. Me and Jimmy were wondering what to say when he got off (yes we were like little school girls now shut up you Twilight people), we thought we would get off first and have time to think of something. But no he got off first, so Jimmy said "GOOD GAME REAM!" as I give him the Irish Potato lol. He said "Thanks"
So as me and Jimmy though it must be soo cool to be a player (not well known either) and see people/fans with your jersey on. I like to think we made him feel special.

Now heres a picture to prove Tim Ream and Team Ream roll deep:



Tim Ream and his lady friend.

P.S. He's better then Vampires & Werewolves... CAUSES HE'S REAL!!!!


GO TEAM REAM!!!!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

The Blue jerseys

The curse of '09 is still in these jersey. New York Red Bulls need to just throw these away!!! I mean this season we had 2 loses and a tie that felt like a loss. So please Red Bull STOP WEARING THEM!!! I know you need to sell them but come on just have a far well event and BURN these jersey leave '09 in the past. Everytime I see these blue jerseys I get sick to my stomach.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

We love John Wolyniec


With Thierry Henry coming to the Red Bulls they had to let someone go, that man is John Wolyniec. Who in my eye (and probably many others) a Metro legend. So many fantastic goals in much dyer need, to the first and only MLS Cup goal. The leader of the team in the amazing U.S. Open Cup run with 4 goes in I think about 6 games. The man that made us proud to be Metro/Red Bull fans last season (2009) even though we were last place of the league and still fought hard John Wolyniec. The team has let you go soooo many times I think 3 to be exact, and now its your 4th. At least this time the team did a very classy thing offer you a coaching job that I'm sure you liked but you were done with soccer yet. So I'm sure all the true Metro/Red Bull fans have a tear in their eye to see you leave.

On that note :insert loud chanting voice:

"WE LOVE JOHN WOLYNIEC, WE LOVE JOHN WOLYNIEC, WE LOVE JOHN WOLYNIEC,WE LOVE JOHN WOLYNIEC."


Thursday, July 15, 2010

How can I handle this..

The worlds worst kept secret is finally out, Thierry Henry is a NYRB. What am I to do being a Irish-American. Do I hate the guy and be a bad fan of the team or do I just suck it up and cheer him on anyway.

Here are some of MY pros and cons not YOUR pros and cons about him coming.

Lets start with the good (Pros):

  • He's on our team, he can handle the ball in our favor.
  • He can provide a lot of support to Angel (Which he was been looking for).
  • The fan base may grow.
  • We have a greater shot at the MLS Cup and the League.
Now the BAAAD things(Cons):

  • We will get A LOT of haters.
  • He might not play that well.
  • We may lose Angle.
  • He complains a lot (back in the Arsenal day idk about recent).

So I don't know what to do, do I forgive and forget? or do I just hate on him like some fans will......


I'll have to give this some thought and get back to you... BEFORE July 22nd.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Oh man do I love this.

MLS took a poll the other day and look who won by a landslide. MLS Cup and/or MLS All-Star game in the future...





Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Me bored on google.

So I was just browsing google and I came to some very odd pics,


I mean really who was the brain child behind these. (I wonder if they have them in Churches still)


This one was just too funny but I think they meant it unlike the next one lol



Now you know you fucked up when you sell piss instead of Maple Syrup, come on guys wake up in Vermont.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Ugly Truth.

Yes I saw this movie and I have to say in my opinion it is not a chick flick... really. I mean yeah it has its femaleish kinda vibe to it. But out of all the chick flicks I have seen this is by the far the best and the best I could and many other guys I know can relate too (if you watch it you'll know which guys you are). I would make it more as a guy trying to get over a girl movie. That right I'm making a new genre "Guy gets over bitch movie" for example "Forgetting Sarah Marshal" PERFECT Guy gets over bitch movie. I'm gunna try to get this to spread lol.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

I just can't do it.

I can't burp, I don't know why I just can't do it. Every time I feel it coming (IF YOU Laughed your a prev) it just stops. I'm always like FUCK!!! but then in the other hand its kinda a good thing cause then I never gross out people. I mean some people just find it nasty. So I guess in a way its a blessing?....

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Its been a while.

I don't know where to start really, hmm I guess will start with me working on th Census and take it from there. So the US Census, DAMN PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE US. I have never been cursed out soo many time in one sitting. I mean what happened to the term don't kill the messenger. Well I guess were not really messengers but still come on son, really "Go get a real job asshole and take and hammer and beat your self with it". My favorite though is the women who called me a retard american (mean while i know where she lives(Dumn bitch)). So as pay back my boss is sending in the US Marshal to take her Census count since she wouldn't give it to me. THE FEDS FUCKING ROCK SOMETIMES!!

In other news Me and Melissa are going to Prom this week and its gunna be poppen up in there. The plans for the night sound MADDD fun and I'll hopefully remember to blog about it cuz I said I would blog about alot of things lately but i forgot :v\

But Yo!!! Me Robert Zim Oscar Nicole and Giselle found a dead body today!! Ok not really but it looked like one it was just a bum sound asleep. We called 911 and everything cuz we really thought he was dead cuz Zim kicked him and Robert threw stuff at him and nothing happened and I was looking for his chest to rise but no luck but the FDNY came and woke him up.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Makes you think.

Do you know what this is...




It is a McDonald's employee washing a car to bring more costumers into the drive-thru.




Now heres the scary one do you know what this is...

It is the McDonald's deep frier that gets cleaned weekly (this is day 1).

Monday, April 19, 2010

The return of the Rabbit.

For one of the only nicknames that has really stuck over the years and that I like, was "Rabbit" for my speed and my not quitting attitude in sports. Lately I have noticed a drop in my speed and agility so I'm trying to bring back the speed I once had as "The Rabbit that never dies" My plan is to run everyday unless I have a game or a big test coming up. Cause lets be honest I need to study and not be too tired the whole game. Let see if I stick to it I hope I do so.

This is my little campaign poster to motivate me:

Thursday, April 15, 2010

I have a Brother

I mean the way black people use it lol. His name is Jamel Rouse. He came up in my "people you may know" on Facebook. At lest I know my Facebook isn't racist

For the win

I saw this on facebook and all I got to say is "Damn!!!, his boys had his back." I mean this bitch tried to take the low road on him. But this just proves the low road is a slippery path and should not be taken if you don't know how to walk that path. She my friends did not and for that she got BEASTED ON!!! So here's a reminder don't take the low road just take the high road its a lot safer and it doesn't cause baby's.

Sorry about the picture your gunna need a telescope to see that sorry but she did get beasted on though lolz

but I got the link for all you:

Monday, April 12, 2010

The Red Seat at Red Bull Arena

So people have been wondering, "why is there a random red seat in sec 101 at RBA." So I went to go find out why theres a random red seat in sec 101 row 11 seat 20. Could you figure out why?!?! Well its in sec 101 cause of the supporters club, row 11 cause the first goal was scored in the 11th min, and seat 20 because Joel Lindpere was the goal scorer and his number is 20. So the mystery behind the red seat at Red Bull Arena has been solved.

I got my self a job.

The long await is over I finally have a job. All I have to do is knock on peoples doors and say please fill in your Census form, for 18.75 an hour and I work on my own time lets go!!!

We did it.

We won the Co-Ed Division now we're moving up to Division 2 to win that trophy. LETS GO FINEST

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I just never learn!!!

Many moons ago (2 years ago) I bought a Microsoft hard drive for my Mac, because my Mac was running out of room in it. So I bought this hard drive cause Circuit City said "It's the best on the market" (This is why they're out of business). But I should've learned that the guy was wrong. Why? Its Microsoft everything they make is broken. Cheap but a real piece of crap aka PC. So know I may lose all my Pictures on my hard drive, but I was smart and had a plan B and backed them up on my iPhone (GREAT NON BROKEN PRODUCT!!!). But I will lose my last month of pictures due to the PC hard drive. I could go to Best Buy and have them maybe get the pics but they said its a shot in the dark (like a working PC). SO NEVER AGAIN AM I BUYING ANYTHING NON APPLE.

Fun fact about D.C. United


Now doesn't this look very similar... Well if your German, a Nazi historian or a Nazi. The league made D.C. change there logo cause it looks alot like this guy:



Now see this is why New York is the D.C. haters. Cause there secretly a Nazi group.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

WE WON AND NOW WE'RE IN... LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

We have made the play offs!!!! But we may be handicapped for the Semi Finals. Due to one of the teams stars Lauren going on vacation for a week but will be back for the finals, but we have have a replacement player Njambi Morgan. She is a former teammate of Niall and Kamil from there AYSO days on a team called the Yellow Dandelions back in 2007. The defencive rock has just gotten off an injury that put her out of action for sometime. We might call this a trail run to see if she wants to join the unstoppable team next season for spring time....

LETS GOT FINEST FC WIN AND WE'RE IN THE FINAL!!!!

Friday, March 26, 2010

THE YANKS ARE COMING!!!!

I had a dream

So I had a dream last night that I was buying stuff from a Bedford ave street vender with Melissa and we found Power Ranger Masks and shirts. So we started looking for our favorite Power Rangers I found the Green one and she found the Pink one. So then I try to give the vender my Chase gift card and he was like no credit machine. I was like damn son I don't got cash on me (even in my damn dreams I'm broke lol). Then I'm like ahh so I ask him how much is it and he's like $6.00. I'm like oh I thought it was more.. I go into my pocket and POW!!! $6.oo bill (My dream anything is possible) Then my cat wakes me up and now i want a Green Power Ranger mask lol.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Possible Chelsea Piers playoff picture..

The race now stands at :

Danglers Clinched playoffs and 1st play spot.

:now it gets crazy:

SiLo has a chance to take 2nd place away from Viola

Viola has clinched playoffs.

FINEST just need to win and playoffs clinched and 4th places clinched due to Head to Head

Sky Rink needs to win to stay in and hold 3rd. If they lose and the FINEST win they're out.

Do it for the Kids need the FINEST to lose and SiLo to lose.

Basically the games to watch is the first game FINEST vs The Soul Crushers & Sky Rink vs SiLo


The Favorites for the playoffs right now is...

THE FINEST FC(4) vs Danglers(1)

Viola FC(3) vs SiLo(2)

Can you find Niall and Melissa?

I'll give you a hint we're wearing Red Bull Jerseys lol

Sunday, March 21, 2010

THE GRAND OPENING OF RED BULL ARENA!!!


Was the long 14 year wait worth it... YES IT WAS. After all the delays we fast over the years the promises and what not, New York soccer fans finally got want we always wanted. A home away from Giants rat hole Stadium. The game was great the attends made it even better with Temple's first sold out crowd of 25,000. Most of all we won which was soo good. The team did not look like the 2009 team at all. Passing was great and the defence oh my god the supporters section couldn't get over how good we were on D-fence. All I gotta say is thank you Red Bull for giving us what we deserved. Lets blow the roof off this place again next week and send the Chicago Fire home. OUR HOUSE, YOUR HELL!!!

FUCKING ASSHOLE MAN!!!!

click the link

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/NycAnarchy/Animations/PEED-ON.gif

Saturday, March 13, 2010

6 way Battle Royal for the Chelsea Piers Playoffs

The playoff race has start with a BANG at Chelsea Piers Co-Ed League. With 6 teams fighting for playoff hopes still alive. The favorite to hold there spot is Sky Rink, they would need some very bad luck and lose there next 2 games. If they win 2 games straight they could take 2nd from FC Viola (the team with no loses until the SiLo came along and beat them 12-8). The biggest thing to look at is the 4th place spot open which is being hunted down by THE FINEST FC, SiLo, Do it for the Kids, Arsenal GSE, and Soul Crushers. Granted Soul Crushers need alot of luck on there side cause they need the other teams to lose next week or tie and they need to win for them to keep there hope alive and well. THE FINEST FC the young blood team entered the League in week 3 and went on a 2 game losing streak to only get 3 new players to change the whole team around and make it the power house it is today. They currently hold the 4th place spot on Goal Difference and Head to Head. Right now the young team has there own faith in there hands all they have to do is win and there in. The next game at 10pm will be a good one not just between the teams but the supporters.

THE FINEST FC and FC Viola will be the game to watch mainly because both teams have a fan base and the rivalry between the former teammates. Raul Niall Kamil Joe and Maria were once part of a team called Pier Pressure which was founded in 2008 and then in 2009 gone due to the fact Joe and Maria stole the players off of it and made the Rising Stars and left the main stars of Pier Pressure behind. The Rising Stars lost every game that season. But then the Joe and Maria went off again and made there own team based on only Italian players now today at FC Viola. So this is gunna be a dirty game not only because of the bad blood but FC Viola likes to take out major weapons on the field. THE FINEST better be careful and protect there Spainish or there gunna be in trouble down the road.

So a lot of must wins out there this week at Chelsea Piers. The stands now sit at this:

Name Win-Loses-Ties Points
  1. Danglers 8-2-0 24
  2. FC Viola 7-1-2 23
  3. Sky Rink 6-3-1 19
  4. FINEST 6-2-0 18
  5. SiLo 6-3-0 18
  6. Do Kids* 6-4-0 18
  7. Arsenal 6-4-0 18
  8. Soul Cr^ 5-4-1 16
  9. Feezab% 3-7-0 9
  10. Curtis FC 1-8-1 4
  11. McGrarr+1-8-1 4
  12. Just For$ 1-8-0 3
* Do it for the Kids
^Soul Crushers
%Feezables (out of league)
+McGrarry Browen
$Just for Kicks

LET THE RACE BEGIN!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

My MLS goal

One of my stupid goals in life is to see every MLS team and this year I might just be able to do it due to the fact I got my season tickets but there are some games I might not be able to go to cause of School and stuff. But I think I've seen those teams already.

Teams I say:

  • Red Bull New York (MetroStars)
  • D.C. United
  • New England Revolution
  • F.C. Dallas (Dallas Burn)
  • Houston Dynamo
  • Chivas USA
  • Toronto F.C.
  • Colorado Rapids
  • L.A. Galaxy
  • Columbus Crew
Team I still have to see:

  • Chicago Fire
  • Kansas City Wizards
  • Philadelphia Union (by default cause new team in league)
  • Real Salt Lake
  • San Diego Earthquakes
  • Seattle Sounders F.C.

So I know I'll probly do it this season but theres another 2 teams coming in next year so I'll have to go to another 2 games at lest next year. Such hard goals in life

Thursday, March 11, 2010

St. Baldrick's day


Tomorrow I am shaving my head for kids with cancer. If I don't do it tomorrow I'm gunna do it on St. Patrick's day. I thought I would do it tomorrow cuz I'm having a game at Chelsea Piers and for ever goal I score Ill donate $10 to a charity that has to do with kids'. Down below is a brief statement about the St. Baldrick's foundation:

The St. Baldrick’s Foundation is a 501(c)(3) non-profit public charity, headquartered in Pasadena, California and hosts events across the globe. Events have taken place in all 50 US states and 24 countries. The foundation raises money for childhood cancer research primarily through head-shaving events. Volunteers, sponsored by family, friends and employers, go bald in solidarity with kids who typically lose their hair during cancer treatment.

The concept of St. Baldrick's was devised in 1999 by three Irish-American reinsurance executives from New York City, and grew from a single event to a nationwide effort in a relatively short period of time, now known as the world’s largest volunteer fundraiser for childhood cancer research. The founders decided to turn their St. Patrick's Day party into a benefit for pediatric oncology research by shaving their heads, thereby showing solidarity with children undergoing chemotherapy treatment. Therefore, the name of the Foundation is a play on the words Bald and Patrick - going bald on St. Patrick’s Day, led to St. Baldrick’s.

Since 2000 through May 2009, the St. Baldrick's Foundation has raised over $66 million, hosted over 2,300 head-shaving events and shaved over 100,000 heads in 50 U.S. states and 24 countries.[citation needed][1]

The St. Baldrick’s Foundation became a non-profit organization in late 2004 and makes grants to research organizations that meet stringent criteria and share the foundation’s commitment to fiscal responsibility and emphasis on research. St. Baldrick’s research grants help fill crucial funding gaps at medical institutions where children are treated for cancer, ensuring the finest care for every child. St. Baldrick’s Fellowships enable some of the most promising new doctors to pursue pediatric cancer research as a career. Since 2005, St. Baldrick's has funded 24 Fellows across the country.


An all Black Penguin

So as I was going to bed, I went to check my email at Yahoo and I come across this little link about a Black Penguin so I click on it and I'm like "OH MY GOD". That my friends looks weird too me. This picture was taken by a NatGeo photographer named Andrew Evans. According to Scientist research its a 1 in a Zillion chance of this ever happening. Now imagine how hype this photogrpher must be for getting the shot, lucking mofo I say probly got some good money for it too. Yet again I says its weird, I wonder will all Penguins in like the next 100 years be all black....

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Red Bull Arena


Red Bull Arena Opens in just 10 more days. I am one excited mofo, I and many another soccer/football fan in the NYC area have been waiting for this day to finally come. It will be the temple of soccer in NYC. This place will become my church I will make it my Mecca. When the sun is highest in the sky all Red Bull fan should take ten min to just bow to the direction of the arena.

As much as it will sound bad coming out of my mouth thank you Red Bull organaztion for this great arena that NYC will call home for some many years. I don't think we could see this day as the Metrostars, even if we did it would not be on such great scale. Just look at New England they have yet to build a Stadium of there own because its too hard. But we did FUCK YOU (same go to DC United).

Can't want to see the place for the soft opening on March 13th 2010 then the Grand Opening of the Temple of Soccer on March 20th 2010 it should be great.

Thank you again Red Bull.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

New theme

Changed the colors to my blog due to the best holiday for drinking of the year ST. PADDYS DAY!!!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

100th post and 100 days til South Africa World Cup 2010

All I can hope for is that the USA does really well we need to show the world what we can really do. I time has come to shine and show everyone we are a soccer nation or should I say Football Nation

Sunday, February 28, 2010

This is the best Pepsi ad I have ever seen.

Why I went Red Bull

Some people have ask "Why did you go Red Bull after the whole Metrostars and Red Bull problem". Heres some history behind the whole thing.

The Metros founded in 1996, the only team to use New Jersey in its name NY/NJ Metrostars (probly the main reason we sucked). We had never made it past the first leg of the playoffs. Could never keep a steady coach or ever get that Stadium built. Yes we had the plans and owned the land to build the damn stadium since like '98. But we did have some very well know players come from the Metros, such as:

  • Tim Howard a goalie we lost to Manchester United in a transfer
  • Eddie Pope and great defender for the US national team
  • Clint Mathis now a MLS Cup Champion and a former US national team player
  • Jozy Altidore granted he only played in a Metro jersey once before Red Bull came Metro get the credit cause they drafted him.
  • Michael Bradley which is on one of the best notable US national teams in year.
  • Also Bob Bradley the father of Michael Bradley who was one of the best coaches Metro ever had, is now coach the present US national team.

So that is just some of the many of the Metros notable players. But then again we sold them off instead of keeping them on the team to improve are club and the popularity of the club in NYC. Yes maybe the players might not of reached there full greatness as they are now, but Landon Donovan has done it why couldn't they.

Then came the buying of Metro by Red Bull which sent shock waves thought the MetroFanatic's hearts and we couldn't believe it we started the season as Metro but to be bought by a energy drink company. I remember going to see the "New face of soccer in NY" when I had my Metrostars ticket in hand while watch the team come out in nothing more then a red t shirt with a giant red bull logo on the front everyone around looked in awww as "where are the Red and Black stripes" then this video came on the big screen on Giants Stadium....



Shortly after that this came on....


So could you blame some of us for hating Red Bull many have boycotted the games. Even most players did the management of the team after firing all the staff that Red Bull did the players started to walk off the field and join the Fans in bowing not the players the Suits that let the team be bought and used to sell an energy drink. We went though 3 couches that season most ever in MLS history also an all-time low of a fan base (Metro fans were alowed to get a refund on tickets) MLS thought they made a big boo boo by selling the team. But then surely the Red Bulls found a way to plant ass in those seats again have a fan day were tickets were have off and have a pre game show which involed sky divers and motocross tricks and best yet Pele came to sign the kick off ball. Then they had a half time show with hit artist at the time Shakira. The season went on then all the Metrostar fans came back for only 2 games the New England game which was tied 0-0 and then the DC United game (only because we hate them to clubs), the DC United game was bad the first goal they scored on use Mr. Jaime Moreno had a can of Red Bull on the sidelines and Drank it and spit it back out with a smerk on his face. At that point we had couldn't just sit back and take this. Everyone seemed to get loud, I personally think that was the loudest the crowd got all season back in 2006. But wait at the end of the Season Red Bull released the plays to Red Bull Park which was due to open in 2008. Then we all started coming back slowly cause it was to hard to not support the team. It was what we always wanted a place to call home. For 3 Years the supporters would never say the word Red Bull it would be Metrostars or New York. So we basically supported the team not the name. The club went though promises of a DP (Designated Player) which we finally got and his name was JUAN PABLO ANGLE!!!! Some people say we only bought him due to the high amount of Latino's in the crowd. But even if they did man oh man what a player. He was only there for half a season maybe not even but he won over the crowd. He alone I think bought back many old Metro fans. That player did cost us something though.... are stadium which was now delayed til 2009. So yet again let down by Red Bull. But then again we did get to the MLS finals which was lost in but it got us all ready for Red Bull Arena which was opening mid 2009 season. Which then came another message telling us.... 2010.... now were not happy the 2009 season was not good the stadium isn't here and Red Bull doesn't seem to care for us at all. The rumor went around saying Red Bull is selling the team MlS stated no there not no one believe them at all. Finished the MLS season with the worse recored ever in MLS history. But that ok will have are Stadium next year right. Yes they maybe turn but we need Red Bull to help the Club not just make logos and plaster them everywhere so they can sell there product.

Thats some very long history for you about the team(s) my thing was I hated supporting other teams cause all the players for Red Bull were Metrostars and what was I gunna do support another MLS team go to one game a year in person and boooo my old team. No so I started to support the Red Bulls even though sometimes the big voice in the stadiums messes up the name and calls us Metrostars from time to time lol. But we will always remember the boy in Red in Black.

Heres something that will never die even at Red Bull Arena....



New Center Cinema review and Cop Out review


First things first New Center Cinema:















This Cinema is located in Sunnyside, NY, it is great for short maybe not so important movie such as (going by movie in picture so please refer to it) Watchmen I wouldn't pay to see it there even for 7.50 (before 5pm its $5 and on Tuesdays its 2.50). Mainly because its not a good theater but like kids movies hotel for dogs its great, you don't need good picture for those kind of movies. Also proboly comedy's as well like Madea goes to jail, I think thats a 7.50 movie then a 11.50 movie. But hey at the same time you get what you pay for. Like today when I saw Cop Out (this is not the review so if you want that go down farther) I went to the bath room and I took a little pee, so i go to watch may hands and OH MY FUCKING LORD!!! BLOOD IS EVERY WHERE. I was like "what the fuck, did someone get shot or is this like one of the Saw movie shits where the black guy in the crowd yell run white boy run!!" So I'm like done how am I gunna wash my damn hands. I walk out (thats right I'm not gunna tell you if I washed or not, it like the ending of the Soprano's you figure it out yourself). The chairs were pretty good took them a while to get the movie on. the bottom left corner of the screen was missing but not much goes on in the bottom left corner, but the bottom right that would of been a problem. So basically want I'm trying to say it if you want to see a cheap movie and not want to got to the bathroom then sure got to New Center Cinema. BUT IT IS NOT A FIRST DATE PLACE!!!




















Now for Cop Out:

Cop Out I found pretty funny. I think if your a Tracy Morgan fan you might like it, if you have no idea who the fuck that is or hate him you most likely will hate this movie. It was for sure a movie to see at New Center Cinema lol. They gave way too much away in the commercials, almost all the funny parts were the commercials. Some of the parts were really good though. I like the fact how they used a lot of brooklyn and it was suppose to be in the BK and it really was the story line was kinda out of wack and shit. I would probly only watch it once or twice more (on DVD not paying to sit in theaters and watch it again).

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Madden 10 whipping of all time.

So as you can see I beat Robert 63-14. It was fairly close in the 1st quarter then it just got worse, Int. after Int. not being able to stop my run game. Also not being able to stop the pass to Richardson (which I kept doing due to the fact he was getting mad!!). I also stopped running after the 3rd quarter because I felt sorry for the young buck. Since I stopped running I was like him let me throw to the HB which always turn to be Tom Jones, TJ got 4 TDs by the 4th quarter so he was 1 TD away from the record for most TDs in a game. So my goal was to get him that TD by the end of the game. So less then a min left on the clock at Roberts 40 I feel this power take over and its the power of Victor I feel the PR dust enter my body and I run back with Mark Sanchez, throw on the run looks like one of his players are gunna catch it but then Smith comes out of no where and takes it from his hands and I'm at the 15 yard line. About 40 sec left, I keep throwing to TD for 2 plays didn't work. I throw to Richardson flag throw I'm thinking in my head no holding but no offsides on the def. auto. first down!!! At the 3 Yard line throw to TJ no good. 1 sec left I pick a play where I hope hes open..... HE IS TD TJ FOR THE RECORD!!! Then came the field goal to put the final nail in the casket. 63-14 what a game...



For me :v]


Great way to start off the 10 games and shave your head bet.

DAMN!!!!!

All I gotta say is... Kamil look at him I expect 5 heads rolling down the field this Friday.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Shit Begone

I remember when the .99 cent stores in Greenpoint use to sell these, oh those were the days

2010 MLS season might not happen :v[

On the ongoing collective bargaining negotiations between Major League Soccer and the MLS Players Union today; the league's proposal last week has the players threatening to strike if it is not improved considerably.


The league has rejected the players push for guaranteed contracts, as well as an elimination of club option clauses currently included in MLS contracts. The former is mentioned regularly as a focus of the players, though it runs counter to most player contracts around the world, while the former is viewed by the players as being in violation of FIFA regulations.


Though the league has proposed a salary cap increase, the players have labelled it a "joke". The cap would increase in single-digit percentage increments in the league's proposal, a disappointing response that seems ridiculous in light of successes gained in recent years.


Workers compensation is another sticky issue, with the league pushing to recoup expenses paid for player injuries if that player receives a workers comp award.


As frustrating as this news is, and as ridiculous as a players strike sounds, remember that negotiations are still in the game-of-chicken phase. I harbored worries that the league would over play their hand, and push for restrictive and overly-restrictive financial terms, fears today's update has done nothing to ease. The union is maintaining that a strike is in play partly because many of the league's players can simply find jobs with equal pay; the minuscule salaries paid on the low end of the MLS scale give them a "nothing to lose" attitude.


A strike would be catastrophic to top-flight professional soccer in the United States, and both sides need to keep that in mind. The current CBA expires January 31st; I expect them to get much closer over the course of the next two and half months, but there will likely be one or two issues that will determine if an agreement is reached before that deadline. Let's hope the owners and the union can reach common ground.

-Match Fit USA.com

All I got to say is if I have to wait another year to see this damn Red Bull Arena I'm gunna blow a fucking small town up in France and blame then for the lose of the MLS 2010 season

Thursday, February 18, 2010

GO TEAM USA


I've changed my blog colors to support the USA in the Winter Olympic games. GO USA

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

NBC PERVES!!!


So I was watching the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, CA. Its the Women's down hill skiing and then the Broadcaster are talking and they say this.

Female NBC Broadcaster: She likes it rough and dumpy.

Male NBC Broadcaster: That she does.

So I think its a little sexual in the NBC Broadcasting both, you can call me Immature but its still funny as hell

Taphephobia

Fear of being buried alive is the fear of being placed in a grave while still alive as a result of being incorrectly pronounced dead. The abnormal, psychopathological version of this fear is referred to as taphophobia (from Greek taphos, meaning "grave"), which is translated as "fear of graves".[1]




I made this blog post cause as of lately I have been so scared of this I can't even watch someone on TV being buried alive. It just freaks me out. So when I die i want to be cremated.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

February Story Time

Once upon a time there was this Big head man, everyone thought he was the nicest man in the world. Little did they know he was a baby carriage non helper. This is a person who never helps people with baby carriages, he always says "Damn only if I was closer and I was going up those steps." Also he stays behind old people to see where there going and "avoids" the way they go in case they die. His real plan is to sneak up behind them late at night and scare them hoping they have a heart attack. I guess we can call him the Serial Scarer.

One day a cop has caught onto his little act. Officer Jim has had to many deaths do to the Serial Scarer. The way they know its him is that always after a elderly person has a heart attack he always takes a shit on they're coffee table. "That sick bastard" Officer Jim said. His partner Kevin lost one of his parents to the Serial Scarer, so yes this was personal for him.

A month has gone by and 20 people have died and 20 shits have been taken on coffee tables city wide. Jim has not been able to go home to his wife and kids, know that the killer is still at large. All they know is that the killer likes spicy food and for some reason he didn't have any spicy food for awhile now, the Officers are thinking he gave it up for Lent.

After another week they started too search all the people with ties to spicy food restaurants, no luck. Kevin said "This Spicy shit motherfucker can't get away with this." Jim try's to get him calm down.

The next day Kevin is dead. Everyone thinks its suicide, except Jim. Why you ask its very simple there was poo in the toilet. The Serial Scarer has changed his killing ways. So Jim bring the poo down to the lab before flushing the toilet. The lab report comes back and guess what spicy food was found inside the shit. Jim said "This shit just got real." Later that night Jim gets a knock on the door at home, he looks outside and he sees this man with a big head. So he said "who is it...." The big headed man answers "Cable". Jim is thinking in his head "Why is the cable man out now." So he lets him in. Jim is keeping his distance between him and the very large headed man. They the man asks do you like spicy food as he pull out a bag saying "Atomic Wings" Jim shocked as he thinks the large headed man is the Serial Scarer he jumps across the room and grabs his gun and tells the man to get on the floor and put his hands up. The man does so as he holds the bag in the air. As Jim gets closer and starts to put the cuffs on him, the large headed man leaps back head butting Jim in the head knocking him out with his MASSIVE head. Jim finally awakens in his tube with shit all over him and in the spot were you normally put the soap was a chicken wing.

Jim finally gets to work and gives the description of the man to the rest of the Officers. They later find a large headed man in the lake dead. Jim goes down to see if it was him. It was it appears someone has given him a Heart Attack by scarring him. When they analyze the body they find he shits himself. They run a DNA test on the poo taken from the victims and Jim's house and the body in the lake and it matches it had spicy food in it and the hair in the poo match the hair on the body in the lake. So the case was closed and the Large headed man was shit out of luck.

Monday, February 8, 2010

SuperBowl 44

So when the playoffs started me and Melissa had a little bet, if the Jets win the Superbowl i get a Jets shirt and if the Colts win I buy her a Colts shirt. Well the Colts knocked the Jets out of the Superbowl chase so now it came down to the Saints beating the Colts to get me out of this problem I was in. Another reason I wanted the Saints to win was its there very first superbowl and it would be cool if they one it cause they earned it.

Game started we were both trash talking (Me and Melissa). So the Colts were shutting down the Saints and Manning was walking right though the Saints defense like they were nothing. But half time came around and then the Saints came back as a new team scoring and doing great on defense. Now it was me and Anthony doing all the trash talking (him more then me though lol). Then the Saints got a 7 point lead and were all sitting at the edge of are sets wondering if Manning will get a TD or an INT.....

HE THREW AND INT.!!!!!!

Me and Anthony are like YAY!!!! Melissa "I'm going home".

So basically I don't have to buy a Colts shirt anymore, but now I don't get laid waaaa

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Urban Dictionary

So I was bored one day and I was googling myself to see what would come up. After that I was like hmmm what if I look myself up in the Urban Dictionary. So I do that and this is what I got:


First name:

1.Niall

he's such a niall
she's so niall

2.Niall

he's such a niall
she's so niall

3.niall

"who's that gorgeous boy over there?"

"his name is niall"

Last name:

1.Rouse
So last night I was all grindin up on this chick, she was down so I brought that ho to my room. That biyatch started dumpin some emotional baggage so I Roused her.

2.rouse

to awaken with coercive action, to stir or incite to strong indignation or anger. Use of physical action to attain active state.
I pulled out my pistol and roused this fool.

I have to rouse a mother focker everyday.

3.rouse


A single grain of rice.
Would you like some more rice? There is only a single grain of rouse on your plate.