This is the best Pepsi ad I have ever seen.

Why I went Red Bull

Some people have ask "Why did you go Red Bull after the whole Metrostars and Red Bull problem". Heres some history behind the whole thing.

The Metros founded in 1996, the only team to use New Jersey in its name NY/NJ Metrostars (probly the main reason we sucked). We had never made it past the first leg of the playoffs. Could never keep a steady coach or ever get that Stadium built. Yes we had the plans and owned the land to build the damn stadium since like '98. But we did have some very well know players come from the Metros, such as:

• Tim Howard a goalie we lost to Manchester United in a transfer
• Eddie Pope and great defender for the US national team
• Clint Mathis now a MLS Cup Champion and a former US national team player
• Jozy Altidore granted he only played in a Metro jersey once before Red Bull came Metro get the credit cause they drafted him.
• Michael Bradley which is on one of the best notable US national teams in year.
• Also Bob Bradley the father of Michael Bradley who was one of the best coaches Metro ever had, is now coach the present US national team.

So that is just some of the many of the Metros notable players. But then again we sold them off instead of keeping them on the team to improve are club and the popularity of the club in NYC. Yes maybe the players might not of reached there full greatness as they are now, but Landon Donovan has done it why couldn't they.

Then came the buying of Metro by Red Bull which sent shock waves thought the MetroFanatic's hearts and we couldn't believe it we started the season as Metro but to be bought by a energy drink company. I remember going to see the "New face of soccer in NY" when I had my Metrostars ticket in hand while watch the team come out in nothing more then a red t shirt with a giant red bull logo on the front everyone around looked in awww as "where are the Red and Black stripes" then this video came on the big screen on Giants Stadium....

Shortly after that this came on....

So could you blame some of us for hating Red Bull many have boycotted the games. Even most players did the management of the team after firing all the staff that Red Bull did the players started to walk off the field and join the Fans in bowing not the players the Suits that let the team be bought and used to sell an energy drink. We went though 3 couches that season most ever in MLS history also an all-time low of a fan base (Metro fans were alowed to get a refund on tickets) MLS thought they made a big boo boo by selling the team. But then surely the Red Bulls found a way to plant ass in those seats again have a fan day were tickets were have off and have a pre game show which involed sky divers and motocross tricks and best yet Pele came to sign the kick off ball. Then they had a half time show with hit artist at the time Shakira. The season went on then all the Metrostar fans came back for only 2 games the New England game which was tied 0-0 and then the DC United game (only because we hate them to clubs), the DC United game was bad the first goal they scored on use Mr. Jaime Moreno had a can of Red Bull on the sidelines and Drank it and spit it back out with a smerk on his face. At that point we had couldn't just sit back and take this. Everyone seemed to get loud, I personally think that was the loudest the crowd got all season back in 2006. But wait at the end of the Season Red Bull released the plays to Red Bull Park which was due to open in 2008. Then we all started coming back slowly cause it was to hard to not support the team. It was what we always wanted a place to call home. For 3 Years the supporters would never say the word Red Bull it would be Metrostars or New York. So we basically supported the team not the name. The club went though promises of a DP (Designated Player) which we finally got and his name was JUAN PABLO ANGLE!!!! Some people say we only bought him due to the high amount of Latino's in the crowd. But even if they did man oh man what a player. He was only there for half a season maybe not even but he won over the crowd. He alone I think bought back many old Metro fans. That player did cost us something though.... are stadium which was now delayed til 2009. So yet again let down by Red Bull. But then again we did get to the MLS finals which was lost in but it got us all ready for Red Bull Arena which was opening mid 2009 season. Which then came another message telling us.... 2010.... now were not happy the 2009 season was not good the stadium isn't here and Red Bull doesn't seem to care for us at all. The rumor went around saying Red Bull is selling the team MlS stated no there not no one believe them at all. Finished the MLS season with the worse recored ever in MLS history. But that ok will have are Stadium next year right. Yes they maybe turn but we need Red Bull to help the Club not just make logos and plaster them everywhere so they can sell there product.

Thats some very long history for you about the team(s) my thing was I hated supporting other teams cause all the players for Red Bull were Metrostars and what was I gunna do support another MLS team go to one game a year in person and boooo my old team. No so I started to support the Red Bulls even though sometimes the big voice in the stadiums messes up the name and calls us Metrostars from time to time lol. But we will always remember the boy in Red in Black.

Heres something that will never die even at Red Bull Arena....

New Center Cinema review and Cop Out review

First things first New Center Cinema:

This Cinema is located in Sunnyside, NY, it is great for short maybe not so important movie such as (going by movie in picture so please refer to it) Watchmen I wouldn't pay to see it there even for 7.50 (before 5pm its $5 and on Tuesdays its 2.50). Mainly because its not a good theater but like kids movies hotel for dogs its great, you don't need good picture for those kind of movies. Also proboly comedy's as well like Madea goes to jail, I think thats a 7.50 movie then a 11.50 movie. But hey at the same time you get what you pay for. Like today when I saw Cop Out (this is not the review so if you want that go down farther) I went to the bath room and I took a little pee, so i go to watch may hands and OH MY FUCKING LORD!!! BLOOD IS EVERY WHERE. I was like "what the fuck, did someone get shot or is this like one of the Saw movie shits where the black guy in the crowd yell run white boy run!!" So I'm like done how am I gunna wash my damn hands. I walk out (thats right I'm not gunna tell you if I washed or not, it like the ending of the Soprano's you figure it out yourself). The chairs were pretty good took them a while to get the movie on. the bottom left corner of the screen was missing but not much goes on in the bottom left corner, but the bottom right that would of been a problem. So basically want I'm trying to say it if you want to see a cheap movie and not want to got to the bathroom then sure got to New Center Cinema. BUT IT IS NOT A FIRST DATE PLACE!!!

Now for Cop Out:

Cop Out I found pretty funny. I think if your a Tracy Morgan fan you might like it, if you have no idea who the fuck that is or hate him you most likely will hate this movie. It was for sure a movie to see at New Center Cinema lol. They gave way too much away in the commercials, almost all the funny parts were the commercials. Some of the parts were really good though. I like the fact how they used a lot of brooklyn and it was suppose to be in the BK and it really was the story line was kinda out of wack and shit. I would probly only watch it once or twice more (on DVD not paying to sit in theaters and watch it again).

The Madden 10 whipping of all time.

So as you can see I beat Robert 63-14. It was fairly close in the 1st quarter then it just got worse, Int. after Int. not being able to stop my run game. Also not being able to stop the pass to Richardson (which I kept doing due to the fact he was getting mad!!). I also stopped running after the 3rd quarter because I felt sorry for the young buck. Since I stopped running I was like him let me throw to the HB which always turn to be Tom Jones, TJ got 4 TDs by the 4th quarter so he was 1 TD away from the record for most TDs in a game. So my goal was to get him that TD by the end of the game. So less then a min left on the clock at Roberts 40 I feel this power take over and its the power of Victor I feel the PR dust enter my body and I run back with Mark Sanchez, throw on the run looks like one of his players are gunna catch it but then Smith comes out of no where and takes it from his hands and I'm at the 15 yard line. About 40 sec left, I keep throwing to TD for 2 plays didn't work. I throw to Richardson flag throw I'm thinking in my head no holding but no offsides on the def. auto. first down!!! At the 3 Yard line throw to TJ no good. 1 sec left I pick a play where I hope hes open..... HE IS TD TJ FOR THE RECORD!!! Then came the field goal to put the final nail in the casket. 63-14 what a game...

For me :v]

Great way to start off the 10 games and shave your head bet.

DAMN!!!!!

All I gotta say is... Kamil look at him I expect 5 heads rolling down the field this Friday.

Shit Begone

I remember when the .99 cent stores in Greenpoint use to sell these, oh those were the days

2010 MLS season might not happen :v[

On the ongoing collective bargaining negotiations between Major League Soccer and the MLS Players Union today; the league's proposal last week has the players threatening to strike if it is not improved considerably.


The league has rejected the players push for guaranteed contracts, as well as an elimination of club option clauses currently included in MLS contracts. The former is mentioned regularly as a focus of the players, though it runs counter to most player contracts around the world, while the former is viewed by the players as being in violation of FIFA regulations.


Though the league has proposed a salary cap increase, the players have labelled it a "joke". The cap would increase in single-digit percentage increments in the league's proposal, a disappointing response that seems ridiculous in light of successes gained in recent years.


Workers compensation is another sticky issue, with the league pushing to recoup expenses paid for player injuries if that player receives a workers comp award.


As frustrating as this news is, and as ridiculous as a players strike sounds, remember that negotiations are still in the game-of-chicken phase. I harbored worries that the league would over play their hand, and push for restrictive and overly-restrictive financial terms, fears today's update has done nothing to ease. The union is maintaining that a strike is in play partly because many of the league's players can simply find jobs with equal pay; the minuscule salaries paid on the low end of the MLS scale give them a "nothing to lose" attitude.


A strike would be catastrophic to top-flight professional soccer in the United States, and both sides need to keep that in mind. The current CBA expires January 31st; I expect them to get much closer over the course of the next two and half months, but there will likely be one or two issues that will determine if an agreement is reached before that deadline. Let's hope the owners and the union can reach common ground.

-Match Fit USA.com

All I got to say is if I have to wait another year to see this damn Red Bull Arena I'm gunna blow a fucking small town up in France and blame then for the lose of the MLS 2010 season

GO TEAM USA

I've changed my blog colors to support the USA in the Winter Olympic games. GO USA

NBC PERVES!!!

So I was watching the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, CA. Its the Women's down hill skiing and then the Broadcaster are talking and they say this.

Female NBC Broadcaster: She likes it rough and dumpy.

Male NBC Broadcaster: That she does.

So I think its a little sexual in the NBC Broadcasting both, you can call me Immature but its still funny as hell

Taphephobia

Fear of being buried alive is the fear of being placed in a grave while still alive as a result of being incorrectly pronounced dead. The abnormal, psychopathological version of this fear is referred to as taphophobia (from Greek taphos, meaning "grave"), which is translated as "fear of graves".^[1]

I made this blog post cause as of lately I have been so scared of this I can't even watch someone on TV being buried alive. It just freaks me out. So when I die i want to be cremated.

February Story Time

Once upon a time there was this Big head man, everyone thought he was the nicest man in the world. Little did they know he was a baby carriage non helper. This is a person who never helps people with baby carriages, he always says "Damn only if I was closer and I was going up those steps." Also he stays behind old people to see where there going and "avoids" the way they go in case they die. His real plan is to sneak up behind them late at night and scare them hoping they have a heart attack. I guess we can call him the Serial Scarer.

One day a cop has caught onto his little act. Officer Jim has had to many deaths do to the Serial Scarer. The way they know its him is that always after a elderly person has a heart attack he always takes a shit on they're coffee table. "That sick bastard" Officer Jim said. His partner Kevin lost one of his parents to the Serial Scarer, so yes this was personal for him.

A month has gone by and 20 people have died and 20 shits have been taken on coffee tables city wide. Jim has not been able to go home to his wife and kids, know that the killer is still at large. All they know is that the killer likes spicy food and for some reason he didn't have any spicy food for awhile now, the Officers are thinking he gave it up for Lent.

After another week they started too search all the people with ties to spicy food restaurants, no luck. Kevin said "This Spicy shit motherfucker can't get away with this." Jim try's to get him calm down.

The next day Kevin is dead. Everyone thinks its suicide, except Jim. Why you ask its very simple there was poo in the toilet. The Serial Scarer has changed his killing ways. So Jim bring the poo down to the lab before flushing the toilet. The lab report comes back and guess what spicy food was found inside the shit. Jim said "This shit just got real." Later that night Jim gets a knock on the door at home, he looks outside and he sees this man with a big head. So he said "who is it...." The big headed man answers "Cable". Jim is thinking in his head "Why is the cable man out now." So he lets him in. Jim is keeping his distance between him and the very large headed man. They the man asks do you like spicy food as he pull out a bag saying "Atomic Wings" Jim shocked as he thinks the large headed man is the Serial Scarer he jumps across the room and grabs his gun and tells the man to get on the floor and put his hands up. The man does so as he holds the bag in the air. As Jim gets closer and starts to put the cuffs on him, the large headed man leaps back head butting Jim in the head knocking him out with his MASSIVE head. Jim finally awakens in his tube with shit all over him and in the spot were you normally put the soap was a chicken wing.

Jim finally gets to work and gives the description of the man to the rest of the Officers. They later find a large headed man in the lake dead. Jim goes down to see if it was him. It was it appears someone has given him a Heart Attack by scarring him. When they analyze the body they find he shits himself. They run a DNA test on the poo taken from the victims and Jim's house and the body in the lake and it matches it had spicy food in it and the hair in the poo match the hair on the body in the lake. So the case was closed and the Large headed man was shit out of luck.

SuperBowl 44

So when the playoffs started me and Melissa had a little bet, if the Jets win the Superbowl i get a Jets shirt and if the Colts win I buy her a Colts shirt. Well the Colts knocked the Jets out of the Superbowl chase so now it came down to the Saints beating the Colts to get me out of this problem I was in. Another reason I wanted the Saints to win was its there very first superbowl and it would be cool if they one it cause they earned it.

Game started we were both trash talking (Me and Melissa). So the Colts were shutting down the Saints and Manning was walking right though the Saints defense like they were nothing. But half time came around and then the Saints came back as a new team scoring and doing great on defense. Now it was me and Anthony doing all the trash talking (him more then me though lol). Then the Saints got a 7 point lead and were all sitting at the edge of are sets wondering if Manning will get a TD or an INT.....

HE THREW AND INT.!!!!!!

Me and Anthony are like YAY!!!! Melissa "I'm going home".

So basically I don't have to buy a Colts shirt anymore, but now I don't get laid waaaa

Urban Dictionary

So I was bored one day and I was googling myself to see what would come up. After that I was like hmmm what if I look myself up in the Urban Dictionary. So I do that and this is what I got:

First name:

1.	Niall
	somebody who is extremely sexy he's such a niall she's so niall
2.	Niall
	somebody who is extremely sexy he's such a niall she's so niall
3.	niall
	An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him. "who's that gorgeous boy over there?" "his name is niall" Last name: 1. Rouse verb - to Rouse - to invite a young female to your room, play with her emotions, bench-press her and kick her out crying with niether of you gaining sexual gratifaction. So last night I was all grindin up on this chick, she was down so I brought that ho to my room. That biyatch started dumpin some emotional baggage so I Roused her. 2. rouse to awaken with coercive action, to stir or incite to strong indignation or anger. Use of physical action to attain active state. I pulled out my pistol and roused this fool. I have to rouse a mother focker everyday. 3. rouse A single grain of rice. Would you like some more rice? There is only a single grain of rouse on your plate.

Dolphins

So everyone thinks dolphins are cute and awesome to swim with when you go on vacations. Well I heard a little fun fact, they may shit or piss on you when your playing with them. Think before you swim with dolphins.

2012

My Celeb look a likes

People have said I look like these Celebs I see some being true but not all:

Chad Michael Murray

Ethan Hawke

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Jude Law