The end of a decade

I'm gonna go though the years and give one moment I remember the most. Some good ones and some bad ones.

2000:

The world didn't end on New Years and that I don't like the taste of champagne.

2001:

First year with AYSO, team Nightmares will always give Alex Alayon Sen. a head ache. I know me and Alex Alayon Jr. still laugh about it. Watching the attacks of 9/11 threw my 7th grade window at St.Cecilia's.

2002:

Cutting school to watch World Cup 2002 in Korea and Japan. Ireland and USA did great that World Cup

2003:

Graduating from St. Cecilia's. Also making the Bishop Ford Soccer team. The Ford fight with St. Edmund's Prep. Greenpoint beating Park Slope AYSO

2004:

Finished my first year of High School. Also made a BIG mistake by going out with Ashley Jones (yes I meant to put BIG in caps). Also the birth of the Girl Ford Soccer team.

2005:

Ford Soccer finally got a Win over St. Edmund's Prep. just took 8 years to get it. YMCA CIT program. I like to think of it as a reality show lol.

2006:

Playing Socom with Kamil and the rest of Xmg. Once again cutting classes to watch the World Cup to only see the US suck. Bishop Ford Having a winning season and scoring a Goal and having 5 assists (one being mad sexy). The win over St. John's Prep 3-1 in a Tropical storm and Kamil breaking his phone.

2007:

Getting my Bishop Ford Soccer Crolex. Finishing High School and going to graduation with my Yellow Dandelions jersey.

2008:

Getting my first job at the Gap on 34th street and meeting mad cool people. Getting back to my NY soccer team. Watching the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Cup.

2009:

Going to Ireland and England for 2 months. Watching Big Brother (UK not US) lol. The worse NYRB in history. The US getting to the CONFED. Cup final. Meeting the Greenpoint kids and La Que nights. The best part of 2009 is meeting Melissa Ann Sharkey <3>

Can't wait for 2010 to start up and steal another sign with Robert :v]

My Jokes!!!!

Q: How do dogs like sex?

A: Ruff

Q: What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

A(1): Santa stopped after 3 hoes

A(2): Santa Comes once a year

I laughed so hard at this...

Ever heard of a Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

I fucking love Mark Jones

"A JETS Win is A JETS Win goes in the Books as a win so cry cry bitch and whine Colts that sitting good players excuse is like the Mets in baseball using the injured player excuse in the Majors your bench should be capable sorry I ranted lol GO JETS !"

My Text from last night

This was a text to my girlfriend the other night. I hope you enjoy lol.

"Up the stairs I go to sleep I will go as I watch the crimel get cought then I go to dream land and dream of you while your barley cloth I will wake up and say oh no where she go. I'll be of it was a dream and sleep again and prey I dream again.... Oh yeah I can rthyem lol"

Wow I look back on this now and damn it I suck lol

Fun fact for all my African American people

As of 2009, 72% of all African American Children are born out of wedlock.

Tis the Season to be JOLY!!!

Yeah its Xmas time and I've finished all my Xmas shopping. It was hard this year for gifts but I got the deed done. Now all I have to do is wait for my gift to come in which I hope is money which I can put towards the lovely game of Football aka Soccer. One being Chelsea Piers to have the rebirth of Pier Pressure. The second being Red Bull New York season tickets. At this point it's mostly going to Chelsea cause its sooner. Which is 01.09.2010 (I think...). So hope everyone else is getting their shopping done too.

The list...

The list is of people when they first met, ran into, or what ever with me and Robert aka G Head aka Black Rob aka fat bitch. These are the reactions people have given me on the side when Robert couldn't hear them. Thats right I'm leaking the list bitches.

Most might not be very accurate....

- Alan Lee "Yo how do you deal with him son?"

-Alex Alayon Jr "I can't Believe he took off is pants at Cooper... Does he do that a lot?"

-Andrew Gonzalez "You deal with him why?"

-Antonio Torres "Why do you hang out with a white power guy? When you work at the Gap that mostly Spanish and Black."

-Bobby Wolmart "Yea boys a cool guy, you think he can catch the ball"

-Carlos Gutama "Why you bring loud people with you"

-Carmen Echvez "He's cool"

-Christopher R Romanous "How do you hang out with this Hipster guy"

-Daniel Nguyen "How long you've know him again?"

-Gennaro P Belfiore "He's such a fat ass for stealing your food." (This was white castle)

-James Karkosza "I don't know how you deal with him son"

-Jeffrey Hernandez "Yo don't bring G Head to Gears with ya" (He heard that one lol)

-Joey Chorney "How long you been carrying his drunk ass around?"

-Joseph Anthony Domenech "Yo your best friend is crazy, but funny."

-Josh Omi "Does Rob really know the bloods?"

-Kamil Ostrowski "Another Polish man yay." (This was before he really met him)

-Melissa Ann Sharkey "Its really not ok if he set me on fire."

-Michael Chorney "You best friend isn't Polish he's American a Seth Rogen kind of guy"

-Michael Karkosza "Fat Bitch" (I'm not 100% on that one but I'm sure he said it)

-Mike Collins "Your best friend is funny"

-Oscar "O Dawg" Feliciano "I would kill him if I were you"

-Peter Tran "Does Robert hate me"

-Robert Wnorowski "That guy G Head got a big dick"

-Ryan Randall "I'm guessing Robert will be your best man then"

-Travis Olmeda "Yo I'm gonna lay G head out watch" (It was a fail)

-Vialou Morales "Why does he call me a Pokemon?"

-Cunt Smut- "Does Robert hate me?" (Yes reason he pushed u and made u cry) <- FUCK YOU CUNT!

This took me too long to come up with this list I'm sure it isn't done yet. Well all I gotta say is.... I deal with him because.......

.........

................

Its like 15......

maybe 17 years with this guy how many of you can say that....

Yeah thought so.

We're blood brothers!!!!!

hey remember this old post.

Monday, May 18, 2009

"Taking it one day at a time........

It didn't take me too long to start hating the Gap again. Damn stupid things they ask for. But all in all my week has been pretty good. I'm just a little poor thats the only down side to this week. I tried to apply to JcPenneys. Fail the online application isn't working. Which pissed me off cuz i need some money. I think I forgot to mention I paid off my first credit card like a week ago or so I'm happy about that. Now time to work on the 3,000+ one that one is going to be killer :v[. So off to the cotton picking today for me. Lets hope it goes better cuz I'm getting really fedup with the Gap "Real talk"....

Blog ya later lol"

I do, I for one showed me how much I have changed since I left to Ireland. I can back a new man. The man with a plan to party all night long and also find a career in EMT/EMS. That plan is in full swing and working out great. I'm also hoping that i can once again get this credit down again cause I want my car.

POOTIE TANG!!!!

I love this movie... So stupid and bad, just my type of movie. Here's the intro for you. FYI the intro was filled 2 blocks away from my house :v]

Enjoy the Pootie... enjoy it too:

...yea and it's hot too!

Kel Mitchell then and now

Then:

NOW:

Still find him funny though.

The ups and downs when the USA is in the World Cup

The World Cup is around the corner, and the USA has it's best draw in years. Everyone is like "Oh no not England" honestly who gives a fuck that they won the world cup in 1966. That was like so long ago and yet they talk about it that it has happened last world cup. Sorry "Lads" it wasn't last world cup. Yea, our record against them isn't the greatest, but they have only went head to head against this team once at it ended I think 2-1. I also think that was 2-3 years ago. I'm pretty sure the English D can't hold our very fast Strikers. So lets go USA.

Now the part I kinda hate about the World Cup. Every time the USA goes and does well, MLS always takes a major hit. Meaning if there is a lot of MLS players on the National team(which there is) they go to the Europe and play. Which I guess is good for the national team, but not good for MLS cause the league won't grow popular with crap players. I honestly don't see Landon Donovan still in MLS after 2 years. Which would be a great loss. But it would be a great for his career. So yes the world cup is a scouting tool for the USA players

They hit us again!!!!

So the MTA fucked up their budget yet again and the Bus and Train service cuts are back on the table yet again. They get a bailout then they go fuck it up by guess what.... BUY NEW FUCKING BUSES... the MTA is getting out of hand.

Reggie Bush is the MAN!!!!

This St. Jude's ad touched me. If I was rich/doing well I would donate money to St. Judes Hospital.

P.S. Give Money if you have

Milk in Blow Pops

So I have noticed something was odd when I was eating a "Blow Pop" earlier. There is milk in a "Blow Pop". I'm trying to figure out why. But I find it a little funny. It just something so random to be in a "Blow Pop"

What I have noticed about Pokemon

I have notice there is a flaw with people saying "when I was a kid there was 150 Pokemon." This statement is... WRONG. Why? you ask. Its very simple MEW! you dum fucks.

And wouldn't Mew be the 150th.... last time I check Mewtwo was a clone of Mew (source Pokemon Movie). So to this day I don't know why Mew isn't in front of Mewtwo.....

And ummm why didn't they tell us about the other Pokes. I mean that damn HO-OH bird is in the first Episode when Pikachu got the business from Sparrow. Then Ash got all blah blah and sad like a lil bitch.

So they lied to us from the beginning. There was always at least 250 Pokemon.

What I want for Chrismas...

MONEY!!!!



Only for half season Red Bull tickets. I wanted full season tickets but I figured a car is more important. So ya I'm saving for Car and RBNY tickets

The 2012 Olympics logo

Doesn't it look like Lisa Simpson is giving head....

(This isn't the real logo the only thing different is the colors though)

Finally found this:

Tribute to Giants Stadiums last soccer game

Cooking with Ryan

My many nicknames.

My very first nickname that I remember is "Ricky". That is because of my middle name Richard. The only people to call me that were Roseanne's parents R.I.P.

Other nickname is "The Rabbit that never dies" short "Rabbit". This was given to me in AYSO/GWYSL. I think it was given to me for many reasons, such as running without stopping (those days are gone), never giving up, and never getting injured no matter how bad the fall is.

Another soccer nickname is "AHNIALLATOR" cause I kicked a ball in a persons face and broke there nose at Y camp

"Chad" I look like Chad Michael Murray.

Ritz was my Gap nickname due to that I was the only cracker in a box of Oreos.

My most reason nickname thats to Robert aka G Head is "Mic Mac" there are two stories for this. Mic cause I'm Irish and Mac because I went to Mcdonalds with Melissa Anthony and Deanna on the 15th of November. The other story is I'm Irish and I love Mac.

So which one is the best... you tell me by calling me it

Hmmm I don't know what to say..

Ahhh ppl just never leave High School

So I made this in case I go missing or die or something. Yea you know who to call cuz umm the dumb bitch used her real name (idiot). Any way I guess someone born in 1/2/1986 never left high school. So ya here's are lil conversation we had just thought I might use it cause you know you all might want to use her email for pornsites or anything like that enjoy :vP



AIM IM with angelashere8611/9/09 10:45 PM

angelashere86:hi

Me: who this?

angelashere86: angela

Me: angela who?

angelashere86:ramirez


Me: doesn't help sorry where do i know u from?

angelashere86: i'm friends with your girl lol

Me: lol

Me: ok

angelashere86: do you remember me now?

Me: not really pic would help

angelashere86:hahaha so wait you are still with her right?

angelashere86: you're the dude from Sunday night

angelashere86: ...?

Me: ok well she doesn't know u

angelashere86:haha naa i'm just playing you used to be friends with someone i knew buttttt obviously you were a ho who was cheating on his girl

angelashere86: sooooo im outtie

angelashere86: but first when you mess with my friend you mess with our friends so you should watch your back

angelashere86: cause we know where you live and chill

Me:1 i never cheated on no one so ya

angelashere86:so you're cheating ass will get payback

Me: ok enjoy ur self

This video touched me..

Are you an Angry Gamer?

This little blog post will help you find out if you're an angry gamer. If you know anyone with this deadly, sicking, and sometimes even painful (in cases) disease please have them read this blog it will only help them in the long run.

This first thing you may notice of an angry game is they might have unexplainable bruises. In some, not all cases only the extreme ones may break bones.

Here is a list of some things that might help you find an Angry Gamer:


1. Always plays video games and yells at the console like its a person when something goes wrong.

2. If the person slams the controller on the ground until it breaks.

3. Will take a controller and smash it on his/her head.

4. Will punch their console due to a "bad play" or "missed head shot" or "missed Mario jump"

5. Starts randomly cursing at stuff and punches it.

6. Throwing things across the room such as small animals and drinks. (In some reports we've seen big animals)

7. We have seen people cut themselves over a loss in a game.

8. But the thing that most angry gamers do is turn off the game when losing online.(they think by turning it off it makes them an winner but its only another symptom of Angry Gamer)


So please if you know anyone with these symptoms, do us and them a favor and call this hot line:

1800 277-4653

Tell them that they need help with this horrendous disease.

Good bye 34th street... Again!..

So yet again the 34th street Gap has found a way to piss me off while I wasn't even working there. Lets see it all starts from when I came back from Ireland. Which was July 22, 2009. I go in there say "Hi by any chance is my job still open". In case you have yet to know I left the gap when I tried to move to Ireland. That didn't happen so I came back to the good old City with blinding lights. So I applied and called and all this blah blah blah. Any ways... I call them say "hows it looking for me". They say apply online. So I did. Couple weeks go by. I call no ones there. Months go by, I'm like fuck them, I'm filing for unemployment on those fuckers. So I got some money from them that way (they didn't like that). So I that lasted 4 weeks, NYS found out I quit. O wells, but then I'm like hmm what to do.

I go back again all suited up and shit. I was going job hunting in the area so I said hey why not. So I go in hard body looking mad fresh. I go in there saying where the fuck is Tony Powell (that didn't really happen but I like to add to the story a bit). He says "hello Niall whats up". Just stopping by to see if you guys are hiring. Keep in mind this is now October. He says "Well yes we are all great one with the fastest hands in the stock room and so many employee of the month awards, Niall." So I apply online and I call him. He went on say"Well great one, aka Niall I have your application in hand as we speak." I'm like sweet I'll make some money again.

2 weeks go by. I'm getting offers from other stores such as 42nd, 17th, Bensonhurst(idk if that's spelled right - it is now motherfucker), 23rd, and 54th. They all said and I quote "we would like to give you an interview, but we can't due to the 34th street store has one set up." I'm like oh okay. I'm like sweet I can work back at my old store again. I call them there doing my background check. Sweet I say again in my head. 2 weeks go by again... I call them... There like still back ground check... I start to get annoyed.

So I call 42nd street and say okay these guys are taking to long can I make an interview with you guys. They said we would love to but, we can't do to the pending interview with 34th. So that gets me heated.

I call 34th in a very upset tone. "Give me Tony Powell NOW!!!"He answers.

Tony: "Hello this is Tony Powell speaking how may I help you."

Me: "Hello its Niall the God of the 34th stock room can you please tell me is you giving me an interview soon"

Tony: "Well we are in the middle of your back ground check maybe next week."

Me: "You have been doing my back ground check for weeks, no wait months. Please remove me from your possible interview list now!"

Tony: "Well we would like to have you on our team Oh Great One"

Me: "Remove me from your list you have taken way too long and I've had it with your typical 34th street bull shit"

Tony: "Ok I will remove you from our list, Good Luck"

Me: "Thank you" {click}

So I then call 42nd street again. They told me they would have an interview setup for me for Monday or Tuesday will let me know before the end of Friday.

My new Gap home were the light are blinding and they seem to have there shit together 42nd and Broadway here I come.

Move next time jackass

HAHAHAHAHA

This had me thinking

Apple airways

Sometime in the future or not at all, the New York Knicks make the NBA finals. So its game 7 me, Robert, Melissa, Giselle, Justina, Kim, Joey, and Michael Chorney are in an airport bar watching the game. So Knicks are winning by I don’t remember lets say 10. We are all yelling and screaming people are staring but we don’t care cause we're cool like that. Any ways another odd thing is that we all eating giant turkey legs. This was one weird airport. So Knicks win everyone is kind of tipsy at this point. So we go on the plane.

We're on the plane. The pilot says, “Hello welcome to Apple airways, this is your captain speaking Gennaro.” So Robert and me look at each other and are like “huh?” So we ask to see the Captain and then were like holy shit its Gennaro (for those of you whole don’t know him he’s a football buddy). So we all go back to are seats. The seating layout is:

Niall/Melissa Kim/Robert Joey/Justina Giselle/Mike

So after we all got to are seats. We begin to take off. So were probably about 2 hours in the air. Some of us are asleep I don’t remember who. But then all of sudden the plain starts to shake. Then Gennaro gets on and says “Hello this is your Captain speaking…” Yes he pauses “…. Were going to crash brace your self.” So we all do Roberts yelling “YOU FAT BITCH!!!”

Then we landed in the water. The Chorney’s find a raft somewhere. We all get in it and some other people too. Gennaro dies because he wanted to go down with his ship (moron).

Wer'e in the raft for about maybe an hour then one of the other people in the raft had a hood on. So were all like “why does he have a hood over his face” I’m like “maybe he’s shy”. So I started to talk with him. He says to me “I’m not ready to go home yet….” I’m like what did you say. Then he removes the hood and… its Kamil. He pulls out a knife and pops the raft. Were all trying to fix the hole while splashing the water out. We're in the water now and we see that an island is not too far away. So we swim to it. Melissa and Robert are missing when we get to the island. Later on we see Melissa pulling Robert from the water. Were all like “YAAAA! WOOHOO!”

THEN I WOKE UP......

This is by far the worst thing I've seen on youtube/the internet

New and great things that have happened since I've come back

Sure I'm unemployed but you know what I'm living it real good right now. I'm living it up. Partying almost every weekend and meeting new people and hanging out with some people from my past. Plus I would have never gone back to camp and meet my camp mother FINOLA!!!!



So you know what everything does happen for a reason cause I wouldn't have met/rehung out with these adoring people if it was for ya....

here are some of these amazing people i have been talking too:

Lets start with "THE CHORNEY BROTHERS" I went to St. Cecilia's with these guys back then we never talked lol now we do





















And I met the Female Michael Phelps through Marsha. Who is also a very groovy person. KRISTINA!!!!!
















For the most fun filled person I reconnected with who can sing for the GODS....

Shirley (who's buying me a Jag when she becomes rich and famous).




Now Shirley up there became the glue to a new found friendship with Mike and Karen. Yes they hate Apple product which is a negative but there awesome cause I'm there starfish YAAAA!!!! (idk what they mean by that but YA!!!!!)

Mike Karen

For my favorite Jews (I don't think I know many others but I know there still my favs)

Paul and Lauren Stern (no there not related to Howard Stern I asked)


Now for the future of the WNBA Amanda & Nicole (I've hear Amanda is better but i want to see this cat fight on the courts in Greenpoint) Plus another fun fact about Amanda is that we went to the SET together talk about back in the day. For those of you that don't know what the SET is its a after school place and also a summer camp for ill mannered children.. lol jkjk just for kids


Amanda and Nicole



















I finally got my Gold membership with these guys. All I took was kicking Oscar in the face. Playing football and soccer. Growing up in the hood selling mad crack and weed. fucking mad bitches. kicking Oscar in the face..... Also being 6-0 in beer pong

but these guys are pretty cool(for bitches)

(New Pic Needed cuz some are gone and ppl look different)



For the one named Kim. She lives in GP with her Mac book and send video wall post to everyone but me :v[. But its ok cause I got Robert to take a 12 oz shot at her house and plus she saved me at Starbucks from the gay server.

NOW FOR THAT ONE THAT GOES BY THE NAME JUSTINA!!!! SHE WON'T STOP POKING ME AND TO THE DAY I DIE I WON'T STOP THIS POKE WAR. I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!

Also she cool shes the first person that I meet that was new to my circle of buds.



Now for the ones that mean the most to me........









Wait for it






POW!
(Guys we need a new group shot this is sooo 2007)

J!-E!-T!-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

O man what a game...

This season is gonna be the best for us. first time being 2-0 since 2001 (I think). We haven't let anyone score a TD on us yet and also we beat New England at our 100th meeting with them so we are leading that series might I add 50-49-1 :v] Also it was our first time beating the Pats at Giants stadium since 9/11/2000 (Pats are behind 9/11). So that was nice to shut those bitches up. Also everyone said "you sure the Jets will live up to their trash talking?" Ummm they did so stfu.

Ok now for Tom Brady.....






YOU SUCK! YOU CAN'T GET A TD MY DUDE QUIT!

ok I'm done

Top Ten Teams I Hate

Coming in at number 1 D.C. United.
When I get my car, my first tailgating experience will be for the Metros vs D.C. I'm burning something from D.C. United on that Grill.




Now for number 2 New England Patriots. You bastards cheat and get away with it. But its ok you lost in the Superbowl. Karma sucks don't it? CHEATERS. Also I really hope Tom Brady breaks his leg this season ( it would be epic if a Jets player did it :vP)


Number 3 is the Revolution I just flat out hate your fans. They're sooo damn annoying and you know what you get to the MLS Cup final 4 times in 4 years and can't seal the deal once. For shame! Why do you even still play?





Now why you ask Lakers are number 4 well its quite simple.....





This team isn't quite a team just yet but I know I'll end up not liking them. Just cause they're Philly





Hmmm I can't figure out why I hate you, but I do. I'm a Jets fan.







Well its really simple why I hate Arsenal. I'm a MANCHESTER UNITED supporter and you bastards keep fouling for no reason just cause were better then you doesn't mean you got to foul my dude






The only reason Liverpool is this low is cause they had Robbie Keane and he's the shit. Also The Beatles are from Liverpool so there not all crap people there with funny teeth.






LETS GO YANKEES (that's all that needs to be said)






Well well now the last team of the blog Atlanta Falcons. I us too like you guys until I became a Panthers fan and I only really liked you guys because of my high school logo was the same thing some no loyal fan here so eat it Falcons.

MADDEN 10 RAPE!!!

OMG WHERE OH WHERE TO START.....

OH I KNOW G-HEAD...

GET RAPED 7-0 GAMES OF MADDEN 10. WITH 4 OF THEM BEING MAJOR BLOW OUTS.

I CAN HEAR THEM ALL NOW...

"Quit G-Head Quit"

Juan Carlos Osorio is gone. Great day in Metrostars history. Now lets go Richie Williams. Win all the 8 games and shut that bitch ass nigga up for LIFE!!!!

Let the Mtn Dew competition begin

Which Mtn Dew is better (by my vote, not yours). Original, Code Red, or Voltage. I will let you know later cause I have to drink them first.

Since its purchase of the Metrostars franchise, Red Bulls ownership has mirrored its energy drink; a huge adrenaline rush leading to the MLS Cup followed by the inevitable crash that has been 2009.

Listen. If you are buying a team in the New York area, you have two understand two simple things; you have to build a winner, and you have to enforce accountability. Sure, building a stadium is a huge feat, but if there isn’t a team worth watching, it will remain as cavernous as your current stomping grounds.

This isn’t Seattle, which has been reduced to a two team town, giving MLS a bright spotlight. Nor is this Columbus, where soccer is the only professional sporting venue in town. No. This is New York, where soccer ranks dead last amongst the sporting crowds, just above bocce ball. That leaves a small sliver of fans who are willing to invest their time and hearts into your team. Worst of all? This tiny base is vocal, intelligent and expects the teams ownership to be every bit as accountable as the team it fields.

So how are the fans supposed to react when failure compounds failure and no one is being held to account? How can there not be a single word coming from the Austrian overlords to comfort a small, and quickly dissipating fan base? The leagues largest market has been reduced to irrelevance, and that can’t be good for anyone involved.

There was a rumor earlier in the year that Red Bull ownership would look to sell the team, but maintain ownership of the Arena. It was laughable then, but in light of recent events, and the reaction (or lack there of) from ownership, it actually seems to be the most plausible answer of all. Stadium aside, ownership has done nothing to be more hands on with this team. Ernst Oebster is a great example of this. The Bulls needed the left footed youngster during their playoff push last season. Oebster was riding the bench for the Austrian sister club, yet was deemed too important to transfer to New York. That should have said it all, but it took this season of misery to drive home the point. The message from Austria has been loud and clear; New York, you are not, nor ever will be, a priority to us.

The neglect of the leagues smartest fans in the leagues largest media market continues. Red Bull, where are you?

FIRE HIM!!!

Wow he can't even pull off a win against a division 3 team from Trinidad & Tobago. Then he has the nerve to say this "I'm not going to criticize any of my players; they know (how I feel). I'm going to question some of their character and sense of urgency."

So first you say you are not going to criticize your players. In the NEXT SENTENCE, you question their character. How exactly is that NOT criticizing them?

Maybe you should just shut the FUCK UP and quit so we can start winning again.

Hangovers suck

So last night was Monopoly at Andrews. I was doing great when Robert left the game and gave me all his money. So everyone started to drop like flies. Then it was down to me, Victor, and Andrew. Those motherfuckers had immunity to like half the board :v[. But I put up a fighting chance but i lost.

But then came beer pong..... Me and G Head rapped at that shit - 3-0. So then he left and I held my ground with White Mike. Then we got his first win by murdering Oscar and Serge. So that made me 4-0. Then me and Victor played just for fun. Then I beat him so 5-0 :v]

Then came along Kings. Which was super duper fun. I got my ass kicked but so did everyone else. FYI drawing the last King sucked balls. The beer was sooo warm.

So yea that's my night in a nut shell.

NEW YORK RED BULLS!!! WTF!!!

Since I haven't gone to a game in a while the NYRB have been sucking. When are they going to fire that coach? I mean the crap Keeper is gone (John Conway). That was best thing they did in a while. But now we need a new coach cause this is just plain out stupid. Going out with the same players and same formation... I don't know about you but when something doesn't work you change it. But no he doesn't like to do that. Well hopefully when I go back to watch them play on 8/15/09 they'll starting kicking some ass again.

The song I was born to in the Hospital at St. Vincents

Mom and Bovis

Well yesterday at my moms job a coworker fell 10 feet. Good news is that he's okay, he's just a little messed up but okay. They have shut down the job for now.... she had to go to work today.

Today she was told it was her fault...... When it really isn't its NYC building department's fault. They never filed the violation. So Bovis is blaming my Mom which is kinda messed up since it's not her fault for one and she could lose her job cause of this.

But on a plus side I went for my first driving lesson today. It was really fun. My instructor said I was a baby face (meaning I will get IDed for life). But he told me that's a good thing cause when I'm in my late 30's ill look 20. I'm gonna be hopefully hitting the road by the end of the summer lol

Taking it one day at a time........

It didn't take me too long to start hating the Gap again. Damn stupid things they ask for. But all in all my week has been pretty good. I'm just a little poor that's the only down side to this week. I tried to apply to JC Penny. Fail the online application isn't working. Which pissed me off cause I need some money. I think I forgot to mention I paid off my first credit card like a week ago or so I'm happy about that. Now time to work on the 3,000+ one that one is going to be killer :v[. So off to the cotton picking today for me. Lets hope it goes better cause I'm getting really fed up with the Gap "Real talk"....

Blog ya later lol

My picks for the MLS All Star game:

Goal Keeper

Kasey Keller Seattle - Sounders

Defense

Chad Marshall - Columbus Crew

Frankie Hedjduk - Columbus Crew

Danny O'Rourke - Columbus crew

Middle Field

Cuauhtemoc Blanco - Chicago Fire

Seth Stammler - New York Red Bulls

Macoumba Kandji - New York Red Bulls

Dave van den Berg - FC Dallas

Freddi Ljungberg - Seattle Sounders

Stickers

Freddy Montero - Seattle Sounders

JUAN PABLO ANGEL (he's my nigga) - New York Red Bulls

People at work.

I went to work today and the people there haven't seen me in like 2 weeks. Some thought I quit (I've been saying I would) and others said I got fired. Which would never happen cause I'm that dam good(yes I'm cocky). Then 2 people thought I died. Only one person came to a right state of mind and said he's on a vacation.

Here's something funny I read:

(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

Tomorrow....

Will be my first day back at the Gap in 2 weeks. I bet half of the people there think I've been fired. Plus the last month there hasn't been to great for me there. So I won't be there much longer. Because I am just waiting for my job interview for a security position at Columbia University or another college near it. I'm really hoping this pulls though cuz I can't stand the Gap any more. I need a full time-job. I need an adult job. I tried to move up there but they lied to me and shut me down by running rings around me. So hopefully I leave soon.

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Soccer today at Long Island City

I felt like I haven't played in a while. I was really nervous about going in case I sucked. But it turned out to be really fun. The people are very nice and cool. I didn't make any new friends today cause I was trying to play well since i had a little rust on the pitch. I also couldn't keep my damn head clear either but all was well I played a mean defense the whole game we only allowed 3 goals and scored 8. I didn't get to score but it was okay cause I killed on D. I hope to play sometime next week all I have to do is come up with $3 I think I can handle that lol.

I'm only doing this so I can make it on a team(which i failed at last year) or do a killing at Chelsea Piers this Fall. So hopefully I get to play next week..

I like the new away Ireland jersey its banging.

Final day at Orlando

So this was our last day so we headed over to Universal after we stuffed our faces with food once again. The rides we hopped on were The Simpsons ride, Disaster, Men in Black(I beasted 168,000ish Robert 48,000ish Mom 37,000ish), and Jaws. Then we did some more shopping lol. I mean cause we could. Also jumped back to the other park to ride all the rides again we liked cause we could do that to.

After all that dust settled. We went back to the pool/hot tub to wait to leave for the air port. All and all the stay was great I had a lot of fun. But wait there's more....

We get on the plane and we take off. We're right next to the emergency doors and what not. But omg I had the window seat and we flew through a damn storm I'm seeing lightning and thunder. I'm trying not to look by watching L&O, House, and Friends. But it was so hard to look away and on top of that we kept on shaking sooooo much. But with all the shaking I think we moved a lot quicker. Cause we left late but we arrived early. So that was pretty PIMP. Then the worse came.....

ROBERT and his smart self looks for a taxi driver and finds the non licensed one with the black tinted window Escalade (yes he was black). So we're driving and we are NOT on the highway so my mom is like were we going he's like I'm taking a shortcut to Bedford ave. At that moment I thought we were gonna be fucked Robert is trying to say, "We should ask for food then leave." I'm like no that would piss him off. Then it's like the ghetto and Robert fakes being car sick and the guy pulls over and Robert jumps out. My mom's like get out. I'm like "wait I can't I'm not losing our stuff" in case he drives off with it. So he pops the back we grab our staff and pay the guy. But the we find out we got off at the way wrong area - Bedford-Stuyvesant. All we see or here is pretty much nothing but loud rap music. We're all like we need a car NOW! (Cuz 3 white people, 1 wearing flip flops another wearing plaid shorts and the other wearing spandex pants doesn't blend in well.) So we see this other LICENSED taxi moving slow so we run over to him, get in his car and say "112 north 8th street". After all that were loling about it how after we left Orlando we almost died 2 times. So then we get home and get back to our slave jobs again.

But I almost forgot I might get a job at Columbia University. As a security guard. I believe it would be full time and part of a union so lets go. Then I can tell the GAP "suck it"

Day two at Orlando

So we woke up got some really yummy Breakfast. Buffets are awesome btw and it was Mother's Day. So we ate and then headed over to Islands of Adventure where we did some crazy cool and out-of-this-world rides. Such as Spider-man, White-water rafting (not its real name but I forgot), Hulk, and Dueling Dragons. We got wet then dried off on the coasters cause that's what we planned. Then we finished our shopping I spent a lot of money on stuff for people they better like it cause it's stuff they would use/collect.

Then we boogied on down to the pool where I think I got my only sunburn, that is only about an inch or 2 big. We all so found a hot tub that was good for our legs after a long day of walking. I think we walked for 4 hours.

So as a Mother's Day gift we went to this Mystery Dinner. At first there was this really annoying guy there me and Robert were thinking "OMFG". But like they say can't judge a book by its cover. Meaning it was a lot of fun. I think that was by far the best part of the Vacation.

Day one at Orlando

We left at 3:30pm. This was by far one of the smallest and worst plane I have ever been on it was straight out of the 80's. I don't think i will ever fly American Airlines ever again after that. They didn't even give us snacks while we were on the plane (cheap bastards). No movie, no nothing (okay I did get a drink).

So we landed and we took this airport bus that drops you off at the hotels and stuff. Worse idea ever. It stopped at every Terminal to pick up people and we had to drop someone off. Grrrr. But we got to the Hotel and it was AWESOME. For one we meant Batista from Dexter (ok it wasn't really him but it looked just like him and he was cool). So we got to the room and it was AMAZING. We felt like Royalty. The only thing missing was the golden shitter. So we unpacked and went to the pool cause we were hot and wanted to see the pool. Then we finished that changed and went to City Walk to get some Pasta at some place I forgot but my food was banging.

Wow dude needs to chill...

P.S. you won't see Man U doing shit like this...

Is doing what the doctor ordered tomorrow.

Well since the break up I've talked to a Therapist. He told me that I need to take a few days away from the city. He said I should go to Orlando (which I am). I'm gonna go with my mom and Robert. I will be back Monday at 11pm. We leave tomorrow at 3:30pm. I really hope this works cause I miss someone really much. Not speaking to that person has made my week gone by very slow and also my Grandpa's news wasn't to great either. So hopefully this works. I'll also be at Universal Studios for most of my time i believe. Cause we're staying on the park grounds.

This is kinda creepy...

Weeds

Everyone should start watching this show. It is by far one of the best comedy TV shows I've watched in years.

Heres a little fun fact...

Did you know that on average, women say 7,000 words per day? Men manage just over 2,000.

No Line on the Horizon

I'm not too crazy about this album. My favorite album is "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb". This album I only like 2, maybe 3 songs. So my rating for it is a 3 out of 5 just cuz they're U2 lol.