January Story Time.

One day in Mexico there was to little Mexican boys named Mike and Blu. There families have lived in Mexico for many years. But Mike and Blu want out. They hate how they have no money and never anything new like on Telemundo. So they made a pack to when they become older that they will be very rich and live in the country of Canada.

20 years later those boys achieved that goal. Mike became a drug lord. But not just any drug lord, he works at a Pharmacy that helps peoples that are sick or hurt. The name of that Pharmacy is "Farmacj". He has become the men he has always wanted to be. Just like on Telemundo. Expect with out all the sluts he always says. The other boy or should I say man now is the President of the United States of America. How this happened you ask. Its very simple. The Governor of California (can't name him due to Copyrights) said anyone should run for President. And low and behold a Mexican President. He won with his endorsements from Taco Bell and Home depot. The both still talk a lot. Blu gets his free pills and such from Mike in return for his family coming into America.