Monday, January 11, 2010

Things you should never do before Sports/ Sporting Events.

-Eat Taco Bell (unless its before a Jets game cause of Mark Sanchez). Reason is you will probably have to use the bathroom a lot and that's not good cause you can't go when you're playing sports cause its just BAD. During events people will just hate you going to the bathroom every 5 minutes blocking their view and if the person/people miss something because of you, the fellow people will not be happy with you.

-Having sex related things. Why you ask from a guys point of view you get tired for one and in the way I feel my legs feel weak so unless you play a sport that doesn't make you use your legs I guess you will be fine. Now for the sporting event side, I personally just think its bad luck lol. So don't Jerk the Terk

-Don't tell someone to be quiet. That's a simple answer..... the person/people will just get louder and you will be forced to just join them.

-Don't eat a Hotpocket. Hotpocket's just make you feel disgusting. Also there never heated right. To this day I have yet to have the perfect Hotpocket.

-Never take off your jersey and hand it to an opposing team fan when you're away and expect it back. You won't

-Don't go to the GYM. You'll just be in pain.

Those are just something you just shouldn't do.

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