Newtown Creek

So last night we were all talking at the Pool Hall, and were gonna make a spin off episode of the Jersey Shore and call it "Newtown Creek". Newtown Creek is pretty much a dump and toxic area in Greenpoint. So I came up with some nicknames for people as did others come up with nicknames. All the parties will take place in the Pool Hall because it just makes sense that way.

Here is the list of nickname (non of the nicknames have anything to do with the person):

Niall-Penis

Melissa-Face

Deanna-Thumb

Anthony-Toe

Alaina-Lips

Amanda-Calf

Andrew-Ear

Robert-Bad Situation

Kim-Nails

Giselle- Left Boob

Maria-Right Boob

Joey-Pinky

This little plan will probably never happen but its funny coming up with stupid nicknames for people.